NSC Big Brother game

[Braders]

Shall we just burn the house down and pretend it never existed

yeah but Big Brother won't give us any matches


bastards.

 

[Dawsey]

Looks like we have to start voting out in a few minutes. You can feel the tension in the air.

 

[Biscuit]

Can I have some beer please?

 

[Dawsey]

I asked BB a while ago, they're being wankers though

 

[Braders]

*bungs beer to Biscuit*
*bungs "speciallist" magazines to Dawsey*

 

[Dawsey]

How did you manage to get the magazines past BB security?

 

[Braders]

the same way i managed to get the portable DVD player past them



oh shit.

 

[Dawsey]

*This is Big Brother, will Braders please come to the doary room*

 

[John Boy]

Where's Kev 'Davina McCall' the Ape?

 

[Braders]

oh shit

do you think i should tell them about the mobile phone?

 

[Dawsey]

Where's Cerial Killer got to? And Kev the Ape? Maybe Kev is finally losing his virginity

 

[Braders]

Where's Cerial Killer got to? And Kev the Ape? Maybe Kev is finally losing his virginity

to Cerial Killer


no wonder the poor lads throwing up

 

[John Boy]

Where's Cerial Killer got to? And Kev the Ape? Maybe Kev is finally losing his virginity

You have just put a HORRIBLE image in my head now

 

[Biscuit]

Magazines?
DVD's?
Mobiles?

Am I the only one tacking this seriously? Im not sitting naked infront of my pc for nothing you know!

 

[John Boy]

Magazines?
DVD's?
Mobiles?

Am I the only one tacking this seriously? Im not sitting naked infront of my pc for nothing you know!

Yet another HORRIBLE image

 

[Braders]

so what happening then , are we all in for another night , or is it a SUPRISE DOUBLE EVICTION


der-der-derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

 

[Dawsey]

I reckon we've got a new housemate coming in. And its gotta be a girl *looks in the mirror to make sure he looks just right*

 

[John Boy]

We should strike as Kev the Ape hasn't returned

 

[Braders]

I reckon we've got a new housemate coming in. And its gotta be a girl *looks in the mirror to make sure he looks just right*

*looks in mirror*

btw got todays newspapers as well

 

[Dawsey]

What are the latest odds to win then?