NSC Big Brother game

[Kev the Ape]

So tonight we will have a vote out the contestant at 8 PM. The diary room will be open at 4.

 

[Biscuit]

So tonight we will have a vote out the contestant at 8 PM. The diary room will be open at 4.

I might not be online.

Can I vote you out now?

 

[Kev the Ape]

I might not be online.

Can I vote you out now?

8pm is the voting stage. and no butts.

 

[Biscuit]

YES BUT IF IM NOT ONLINE I WANT MY VOTE TO BE CAST NOW.

I VOTE KEV OUT.

 

[Kev the Ape]

YES BUT IF IM NOT ONLINE I WANT MY VOTE TO BE CAST NOW.

I VOTE KEV OUT.

Ok that one then for me. Looks like i will be heading out in the first day.

 

[DTES]

Can we say the first evictee gets a permanent ban from NSC?

Ok, I vote Kev out.

 

[Kev the Ape]

Can we say the first evictee gets a permanent ban from NSC?

Ok, I vote Kev out.

No.

 

[Titanic]

Whats the point of my playing.

It was SHIT last time this was tried and everyone would vote me out.

I don't know... you'd probably give Kev a good run for his money on the first night !!

 

[Gazwag]

Its time for the highlights show:

10:05 Kev would have been first up had Biscuit not tied him to his bed using last nights left over spaghetti

10:15 Cereal Killer, after spending the night in the toilet, lies in his bed and goes to sleep

11:45 After finally eating his way out of his bonds, Kev runs into the garden and tries to get Braders and Dawsey to play a game of spot the stadium that Kev has cleverly made out of custard and sugar strands

11:50 After climbing back over the wall Kev rubs his sore backside and asks if the two housemates were related to Johnny Wilkinson

 

[Braders]

So tonight we will have a vote out the contestant at 8 PM. The diary room will be open at 4.

no an HOUR ago then

where?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I wake up naked, sprints round the house screaming, runs over to Kev, pukes all over him and walks backs into the bedroom

 

[Fluffster]

Good.

I vote Kev out.

Brilliant.

 

[Dawsey]

Don't the contestants get to nominate before the public vote?

 

[John Boy]

Ooh! Can I be a late contestant like Jackie Stallone?

 

[Dawsey]

*Goes to diary room to ask Big Brother when the alcohol fridge will be opened*

 

[Safeway]

Haven't we tried this before?

 

[Biscuit]

Has Kev been kicked out yet?

 

[Braders]

*pisses in the pool *

OI how come there isn't any bird in the house ?

 

[Dawsey]

OI how come there isn't any bird in the house ?

Exactly what I was thinking. I'm getting sexually frustrated in the house

 

[John Boy]

Shall we just burn the house down and pretend it never existed