NSC and a potential breach of the Management of Health and Safety at Work Regulations

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It would appear some posters on NSC may be in breach of the Management of Health and Safety at Work Regulations 1999. This has been confirmed by a lawyer.

Not only is this illegal, it also goes against accepted internet protocol. I am not happy with this.

Please look around you and carry out an immediate risk assessment. Is a colleague running with scissors in his hand? Has hot liquid been placed on a desktop where it may slip and cause limb scalds? The sharp stick, could you potentially have someone’s eye out with that? What about paper-cuts? Won’t someone consider the paper-cuts?

I am considering my next move.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Have you tried switching it off and starting again?

 

[Nibble]

I have a hot liquid not four inches from my keyboard in the form of a cup of tea. I have consulted a lawyer and will be appearing in court monday morning as both prosecution and defence. I will not tolerate this flagrant breach of the law from myself anymore.

My next move will be to have a sip of tea.

 

[Woodchip]

I have a hot liquid not four inches from my keyboard in the form of a cup of tea. I have consulted a lawyer and will be appearing in court monday morning as both prosecution and defence. I will not tolerate this flagrant breach of the law from myself anymore.

My next move will be to have a sip of tea.

Surely that's tampering with the evidence. Send him down!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I am running up and down slippery steps with a ruler in my mouth and boiling water in a bucket.

 

[urbanjim]

"I am running up and down slippery steps with a ruler in my mouth and boiling water in a bucket."

Have you got a pair of scissors in your hands?

 

[Les Biehn]

After testing to see how dangerous my computer can be I am now typing this with a whole computer shoved up my anal cavity. I believe this is the result of utmost negligence on the part of NSC as no prior warning was given that I may enjoy this too much to carry on with my job.

I am consulting my lawyer once I have finished tanking off.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

"I am running up and down slippery steps with a ruler in my mouth and boiling water in a bucket."

Have you got a pair of scissors in your hands?

Of course!

 

[tedebear]

After testing to see how dangerous my computer can be I am now typing this with a whole computer shoved up my anal cavity. I believe this is the result of utmost negligence on the part of NSC as no prior warning was given that I may enjoy this too much to carry on with my job.

I am consulting my lawyer once I have finished tanking off.

Does everything you post have to be in relation to sticking things in orifices where the sun don't shine and jacking off to it??

Good god man - anyone would think you're fixated!! Its only just 11am!!

 

[Les Biehn]

Does everything you post have to be in relation to sticking things in orifices where the sun don't shine and jacking off to it??

Good god man - anyone would think you're fixated!! Its only just 11am!!

So you think this dangerous work based accident is something sexual. You disgust me tede, I expected sympathy for my plight not the voyeuristic ramblings of some Sheila.

 

[tedebear]

So you think this dangerous work based accident is something sexual. You disgust me tede, I expected sympathy for my plight not the voyeuristic ramblings of some Sheila.

Mate - I've fed the injured crow, mown the front lawn, made a loaf of bread, had breakfast and a cuppa, put two loads of washing on, changed a few nappies, and all you've done is talked about sticking things up your bum and jacking off! not on this thread alone!

I hardly think I'm the voyeur here?

 

[Les Biehn]

Mate - I've fed the injured crow, mown the front lawn, made a loaf of bread, had breakfast and a cuppa, put two loads of washing on, changed a few nappies, and all you've done is talked about sticking things up your bum and jacking off! not on this thread alone!

I hardly think I'm the voyeur here?

Everytime my prostate clenches the Disk drive pops open, it is very painful. Show some respect for those in pain.

 

[aftershavedave]

Everytime my prostate clenches the Disk drive pops open, it is very painful. Show some respect for those in pain.

 

[tedebear]

Everytime my prostate clenches the Disk drive pops open, it is very painful. Show some respect for those in pain.

 

[Nibble]

creams

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Surely that's tampering with the evidence. Send him down!

BURN him!

 

[Buzzer]

Mate - I've fed the injured crow, mown the front lawn, made a loaf of bread, had breakfast and a cuppa, put two loads of washing on, changed a few nappies,

Too many euphemisms! You're obsessed woman!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Too many euphemisms! You're obsessed woman!

'Fed the injured crow' NudgeNudgeWinkWink

 

[Buzzer]

'Fed the injured crow' NudgeNudgeWinkWink

yes, that tickled me too

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

mowed the front lawn