[Albion] NS toilets

[Surf's Up]

We don't know we're born do we?!! This thread puts me in mind of the "toilet" at the back of the North Stand at the Goldstone!!

 

[skipper734]

Buy one of these, then you will be able to stand with the men.

 

[pearl]

as long as you can stand up for the full duration and say "awlroight mate "at least 6 times during the pee pee...!!

I have a very disturbing mental image in my head now

 

[Bodian]

We don't know we're born do we?!! This thread puts me in mind of the "toilet" at the back of the North Stand at the Goldstone!!

They're still like that at Barrow...

 

[pearl]

We don't know we're born do we?!! This thread puts me in mind of the "toilet" at the back of the North Stand at the Goldstone!!

yeah, you're right, I've been spoilt at the Amex

 

[AmexRuislip]

View attachment 92472 Buy one of these, then you will be able to stand with the men.

Could be onto a winner there.
'Chicks at Dicks'

 

[Return of the Rev]

We need urinal troughs and we need them now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7w24-J9aWA

 

[Official Old Man]

There are females in the North Stand?
It's a football ground, get them out. Blimey, we'll be offering them discount next.

 

[pearl]

There are females in the North Stand?
It's a football ground, get them out. Blimey, we'll be offering them discount next.

I know, it's shocking, we'll be wanting beer next!

 

[maffew]

Its simpler and more cost effective just to ban women, therefore more sit toilets for gents too, winner. We'd likely sell more pints pies and xxx large shirts too with fattys careful selected in the waiting list for the tickets. Everyones a winner

 

[Wardy's twin]

It was, after the first season. The men complained they had to queue so one of the ladies toilets was converted to men.


I usually go, at half time, and to be honest, I've never had to queue more than five minutes. We could do with more than two dryers at each end.

are you washing your hair as well?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

There are females in the North Stand?
It's a football ground, get them out. Blimey, we'll be offering them discount next.

I love my concessionary rate. Best discount there is.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

We could do with more than two dryers at each end.

The men have just 2 dryers for probably 1000 people to use at HT in the WSU, you girls don't realise how good you have it.

Typical girl favouritism again!

 

[maffew]

The men have just 2 dryers for probably 1000 people to use at HT in the WSU, you girls don't realise how good you have it.

Typical girl favouritism again!

Yeah but real men dont wash their hands

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

It’s outrageous we have toilets in the stadium, it only encourages those with weak bladders to go during play

We need a poll about that for sure. Makes my blood boil that people don’t go before they leave home. What’s the point in going to the football then wasting evertone’s time by going to the toilet. I dare say a few eagle eyed NSChatters will have noted who it is that does this so the club can take things further.

 

[LowKarate]

Whilst on the topic, can everyone using WSU urinals aim a bit better please?

The amount of 'liquid' on the floor is beyond belief and to quote a famous album title, it is Slippery When Wet.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Yeah but real men dont wash their hands

Or don't you mean Pikey Palarse fans.

It's no wonder Norovirus is so alive and kicking nowadays.

You can call them men, but i prefer to call them Pikeys.

 

[maffew]

Or don't you mean Pikey Palarse fans.

It's no wonder Norovirus is so alive and kicking nowadays.

You can call them men, but i prefer to call them Pikeys.

Do you wash your hands after every pee? Needs a poll

 

[hitony]

the NS needs more female toilets or maybe one of the male toilets could be made unisex?

perhaps we need a poll?

Just hold it in for 90 odd minutes

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Do you wash your hands after every pee? Needs a poll

I would say 98% of the time.

I found when mass urinal slashing takes place there are people so close you get a lot of hand splashing and when using the toilet generally you need to touch something, door or loo seat with the amount of P*SS and SH*T been in and around that area i just feel so much happy to wash my mitts as food tastes so much better without human excrement and ammonia on it.

I am not OCD but when it come to food and basic hygiene, it's a must IMO.

*Cue someone to come back with germs are good for you*