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IRELAND'S HEARTACHE

Quoting from the Times.


Stephen Ireland has admitted to lying about the death of both grandmothers to get out of the Ireland squad. But before anyone reaches for their brickbats, spare a thought for the midfield player's emotional turmoil. We'll leave it to him to explain. "When the game [against Slovakia] ended our manager Stephen Staunton took me outside the dressing-room into the corridor, along with the Ireland team doctor.
He told me that they had taken a call from my girlfriend, Jessica, and she said my grandmother had died. I was deeply shocked because I believed it was my maternal grandmother, who had brought me up from when I was five.

The manager went back into the dressing-room to get my phone and when I got it I immediately rang my girlfriend to get more details. My girlfriend was distraught and explained that she had just suffered a miscarriage. Jessica said she was very lonely and wanted me to come home. She said she thought they might let me home quicker if they thought my grandmother had died.

"When I finished the call I told the manager and doctor that my grandmother had died and because we were very close I wanted to go home immediately. The manager said that was no problem and he would get the FAI to sort it out. The FAI hired a private jet to get me home and I flew out of Bratislava the following morning. Before I left I told the FAI media officer that the name of my grandmother was Patricia Tallon.

"Early on Monday morning I got a phone call from Stephen Staunton telling me that the FAI had discovered my grandmother in Cork was not dead. He wanted to know what was going on and I told him that there had been a mistake and it had been my father's mother. I told him her name was Brenda Kitchener, that she lived in London. Jessica and I were still very upset over the miscarriage so we flew home to Ireland for a few days.

"On Thursday, I got a phone call from Manchester City stating that the FAI had discovered that my grandmother, Brenda Kitchener, was also alive.
"I decided at that stage that I must tell truth and admit I had told lies. I realise now that it was a massive mistake on my part to tell the FAI and Manchester City that my grandmothers had died and I deeply regret it."

Ireland continued: "I would like to apologise to my grandmothers and all my family for any distress I have caused them."
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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f***ing pleb. His bird having a miscarriage would have been reason enough.
 




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Kandidate
Jun 27, 2007
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dunno I'm lost
Don't see the need for a private jet to go the next morning
 




Starry

Captain Of The Crew
Oct 10, 2004
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It was a cruddy thing to do, but I can understand why his girlfriend felt that way.
 




Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
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Panic - not thinking straight. Perhaps he thought the miscarriage wouldn't have beentaken seriously. That sort of thing. It's understandable.
 




Cian

Well-known member
Jul 16, 2003
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Dublin, Ireland
The girlfriend had already told the FAI his granny was dead, he might have thought it easier to go along than to change the story.

However, when they found it, then it might have been far easier to tell the truth.
 


Starry

Captain Of The Crew
Oct 10, 2004
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Totally. Just don't understand why he didn't just tell the truth though?

I don't know, maybe the girlfriend thought they would refuse his request to return home because of a miscarriage. I don't know. I wonder if that is even true.

Pretty sucky to be his grandmother and hear on the news that you have passed on.
 


Silent Bob

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Dec 6, 2004
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Panic - not thinking straight. Perhaps he thought the miscarriage wouldn't have beentaken seriously. That sort of thing. It's understandable.
Exactly. Imagine losing a child, you never know how you'd react. Break down, go mad, or pretend she was kidnapped while you dined 50 yards away.
 






Exactly. Imagine losing a child, you never know how you'd react. Break down, go mad, or pretend she was kidnapped while you dined 50 yards away.

and phone sky news before you contact the Police.....................
 




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