Nothing nicer than being awoken by a PA annoucing Brighton & Hove Albion.....

[crasher]

Unfortunately a spectator collapsed near me.

Terminal boredom?

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Still prefer a morning BJ?

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Would you like me to help you make that a certainty?

Are you about to crash into an iceberg with him aboard?