Not the Nine O'Clock News

[Jesus Gul]

Will we have Pamela Anderson doing her American Express advert on the big screens at the Amex?

spooky was talking about this sketch last night...and the drunk darts

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

I remember having a Not The Nine O Clock News lp with some of the sketches and songs on it. Used to play it relentlessly as a teenager. I think there was a follow up to.

 

[Lower West Stander]

I remember having a Not The Nine O Clock News lp with some of the sketches and songs on it. Used to play it relentlessly as a teenager. I think there was a follow up to.

Still got both of them in my vinyl collection.

Songs very underrated.

"Gob on you"

" I like trucking (and I like to truck)"

Classic

Favourite sketch

Nelson's Column? Pah!

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Still got both of them in my vinyl collection.

Songs very underrated.

"Gob on you"

" I like trucking (and I like to truck)"

Classic

Favourite sketch

Nelson's Column? Pah!

Its all coming back to me-
If I had a bomb, and a plane to drop it from, Id drop it on you world leaders.

 

[Knightsworld]

Still got both of them in my vinyl collection.

Songs very underrated.

"Gob on you"

" I like trucking (and I like to truck)"

Classic

Favourite sketch

Nelson's Column? Pah!

Hedgehog Sandwich is the one i've got, always liked the sketch where Mel Smiths character goes to buy a gramophone.

 

[Dave the OAP]

" are you a gay Christian"

"God just wants you to have a rotten life, he is like that...he hates poofs"

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

I loved the joke about the scandal of people dying of nuclear war while unemployed.

 

[clapham_gull]

First series was awful. The second was great.

They got rid of Chris Langham and brought in Mel Smith for the second.

I think they were all (including Smith) in the first series, but Griff was only in a few sketches. They did get rid of Chris Langham but beefed up Griff's involvement.

 

[ROSM]

I think they were all (including Smith) in the first series, but Griff was only in a few sketches. They did get rid of Chris Langham but beefed up Griff's involvement.

Is it still an offence to be in possession of curly black hair and think lips?

And what about T Suter the schoolboy who kept writing about a parrot owned by his aunt who he lived with?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Some musical numbers

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[Gregory2Smith1]

NTNON Negotiation Sketch - YouTube

 

[T soprano]

THE GORILLA SKETCH
" when I first met Gerald in the jungle he was wild "
"wild , I was absolutely livid "

 

[LamieRobertson]

Will we have Pamela Stephenson doing her American Express advert on the big screens at the Amex?

Corrected for you...and would you like to rub my tits

 

[The Modfather]

Hedgehog Sandwich is the one i've got, always liked the sketch where Mel Smiths character goes to buy a gramophone.

Do you want woofers and tweeters?

Do you want a paper bag on your head?

 

[Max Paper]

Rowan Atkinson as a green alien was one if my favourite childhood memories. My brother and I used to cry with laughter at that sketch! Probably very unfunny now but at the time it was priceless!

 

[LamieRobertson]

Rowan Atkinson as a green alien was one if my favourite childhood memories. My brother and I used to cry with laughter at that sketch! Probably very unfunny now but at the time it was priceless!

Even the simple ones...,remember Atkinson walking along the street smiling at the camera walking into lamp post.....or Jones as the petrol station attendant ...the customer trying to make sure his petrol was to the exact number of pounds and then Jones pushing a button to add a penny on

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Corrected for you...and would you like to rub my tits

No offence old chap, but would you mind terribly if I passed on your kind offer?

I may be old but I'm not desperate. Well, not that desperate. Not yet. Not quite. I'll let you know, OK?

 

[Max Paper]

Even the simple ones...,remember Atkinson walking along the street smiling at the camera walking into lamp post.....or Jones as the petrol station attendant ...the customer trying to make sure his petrol was to the exact number of pounds and then Jones pushing a button to add a penny on

Yup remember that one, think it might of been half a penny but who cares!

We're titting up and down on the willy bum bum

 

[Max Paper]

Praise you tube

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[LamieRobertson]

No offence old chap, but would you mind terribly if I passed on your kind offer?

I may be old but I'm not desperate. Well, not that desperate. Not yet. Not quite. I'll let you know, OK?

Lol..u not like my pamela impersonation