Not quite Joke de Jour

[Rugrat]

With sound

 

[£1.99]

Brilliant!

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Whose?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Quite good

Btw *du jour

I saw a Mallard eating a hamburger while paddling in a pond

It was McDonald Duck

 

[Jack Straw]

Why were you paddling in a pond?

 

[horshamite]

Why were you paddling in a pond?

Have you tried paddling anywhere where there wasn't any water?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

If it was paddling, how was it holding the burger? I mean, ducks can't use their wings like hands, can they?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

The duality of meaning in the post has bugged me all day, and I thought I had got away with it, until...

 

[GT49er]

Much to my surprise, I really enjoyed watching that!