Not in the mood thread

[seagull over sevenoaks]

I AM GETTING f***ing BULLIED IN THAT f***ing CLASS SO f***ing SHUT UP THE LOT OF U.

Well go and tell some real people then, you remember real people don't you? They're the ones that you don't need a keyboard to converse with..

f*** me its all going a bit Clyde Connerlly...

 

[Kev the Ape]

Well go and tell some real people then, you remember real people don't you? They're the ones that you don't need a keyboard to converse with..

f*** me its all going a bit Clyde Connerlly...

What happened on Dream team last night?

 

[itszamora]

What happened on Dream team last night?

What the f***?

 

[Kev the Ape]

What the f***?

I didnt see it. .

 

[itszamora]

But you've spent the whole time moaning about how your web whore (who was probably a bloke having a laugh at your expense all along anyway) and then suddenly, completely randomly ask what happened on TV last night.

You are quite possibly the most stupid person in existence, EVER.

 

[Kryten]

But you've spent the whole time moaning about how your web whore (who was probably a bloke having a laugh at your expense all along anyway) and then suddenly, completely randomly ask what happened on TV last night.

You are quite possibly the most stupid person in existence, EVER.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

I didnt see it. .

I think he wants you to chuck yourself of the roof of The New Den next week, a la Connelly. Then Ryan can tell Jaws you had an affair with Chelsea. Whilst your mum (Who used to be in Corrie) cries repeatedly for the whole hour.

I don't know what is more dangerous - living in Holby or playing for Harchester. Either way, you have a 1 in 2 chance of dying.

 

[Kev the Ape]

You like the word f*** off dont ya.

 

[Kryten]

You like the word f*** off dont ya.

only directed at you

ps f*** off isn't one word

 

[H2O]

Kev if this was an internet bird did you actually meet her in person you never no you might have had a lucky escape she could have been a right pig

 

[Kev the Ape]

Kev if this was an internet bird did you actually meet her in person you never no you might have had a lucky escape she could have been a right pig

I met her last monday, and we saw each other all last week, and she fine. But things have been going through my head all weekend.

 

[H2O]

I met her last monday, and we saw each other all last week, and she fine. But things have been going through my head all weekend.

what base did you get to though mate??!!!

 

[Kev the Ape]

what base did you get to though mate??!!!

Kissing because she wanted to takes things slow between us. ,

 

[The Great Cornholio]

what base did you get to though mate??!!!

Homebase! Bought some nice potted plants and a light bulb.

 

[H2O]

Kissing because she wanted to takes things slow between us. ,

what you didnt even cop a sneaky feel!!

 

[Kev the Ape]

what you didnt even cop a sneaky feel!!

I couldnt.

 

[Bluejuice]

Did she have a nice rack Kev?

 

[Kev the Ape]

Mmmmmm i aint going to answer that.

 

[Seagullible]

Homebase! Bought some nice potted plants and a light bulb.

Message to Kev - GROW UP AND GET A LIFE!!!

and please STOP posting stupid threads about your pathetic love life

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Did she have a nice rack Kev?

Of course she didn't. She's f***ing 10 years old like Kev