Not family stuff/bereavement, nor football, what's your most sh!t experience?

[KT17]

Me..?

When aged about 13, in the night, got chased by bulls, vaulted a fence... into an open cess pit...

Or much more recently, a friend asked me to stand in for a [non-arrived] Portuguese wine expert to give a talk about wines and foods that I knew nothing about...I died a thousand deaths

I'd take the cess-pit every time, come to think of it...

Urgh, gives me the shivers, thinking about it even

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

At 22 being interviewed for my own job and not getting it. That was pretty shit I can tell you. It was a graduate job I had temped for a few years as the company had a recruitment ban. Ban lifted I applied for the permanent position and didn't get it.

 

[The Rivet]

Being interviewed for my own job and not getting it. That was pretty shit I can tell you.

Ahhh this is where your hiding..................

 

[AmexRuislip]

Being stung by three wasps, when I was a toddler.
Now I freak out at the slightest whiff of one near me.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Feathers

 

[KT17]

At 22 being interviewed for my own job and not getting it. That was pretty shit I can tell you. It was a graduate job I had temped for a few years as the company had a recruitment ban. Ban lifted I applied for the permanent position and didn't get it.

Twats, I hate that kind of corporate backsliding sh!t, hope you bounced back and put one up them HT.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Moving to Newhaven

 

[KT17]

Feathers

Harsh, if we can all agree one thing about Feathers, she's certainly full of spunk

 

[The Rattler]

Not me, so technically doesn't count, but...

A friend of a friend recently took his dogs for a walk. One ran off straight into / under a combine harvester. He had to walk round picking up bits of dog. I'm guessing that was a pretty sh!t experience.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

At 15, walking through a park and seeing my girlfriend, the love of my life, snogging a mate of mine, he had his hand up her skirt, fingering her.
That sort of caper can **** you up for life.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Twats, I hate that kind of corporate backsliding sh!t, hope you bounced back and put one up them HT.

They kept me on, as well as the new recruit, but I felt I couldn't stay. I left and went to work in another industry. I can't say I put one up them but Im happy the way things ultimately turned out. The job I didn't get was working for the CAA and incredibly interesting to me but it wasn't to be; I'm happy doing what I do now.

 

[Eeyore]

Moving to Newhaven

Never the same since Woolworths closed.

 

[pasty]

Being stung by three wasps, when I was a toddler.
Now I freak out at the slightest whiff of one near me.

Reaching into a cupboard on a scout camp to get a jar of strawberry jam without knowing the little *******s had got there first and grabbing a fist full of them as well as the jam. To this day I still run a mile from the little f***ers

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

At 15, walking through a park and seeing my girlfriend, the love of my life, snogging a mate of mine, he had his hand up her skirt, fingering her.
That sort of caper can **** you up for life.

I'm looking forward to [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION]s thread

 

[StonehamPark]

Taking some funky stuff at a dirt-club in Bundaberg Australia.
Temporarily paralyzed on the rank bog floor in a cubicle, with my face on the seat, but totally conscious.

Was able to move after about 2-3 hours.

That was pretty shit.

 

[KT17]

Not me, so technically doesn't count, but...

A friend of a friend recently took his dogs for a walk. One ran off straight into / under a combine harvester. He had to walk round picking up bits of dog. I'm guessing that was a pretty sh!t experience.

Ouch, not nice

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Never the same since Woolworths closed.

Or Rondo Records

 

[KT17]

Moving to Newhaven

Why then?

 

[Beach Hut]

Around 10 odd years ago having been promised the annual promotion of which that grade included included car allowance I did not get it, they welshed on it and I was so fecking annoyed to the point where I very nearly resigned.

On a positive note a year later I got it and a huge pay rise so put around £600 net a month on my wages, it really did change my life style.

 

[essbee]

Paintballing in the pissing rain, cold November wind in a wood near Chepstow.

I'm sure we were booked in for 2 hours - but it felt like a lifetime.