Not a pleasant way to die

[El Presidente]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/man-accidentally-killed-himself-with-vibrator-inquest-hears-9663971.html

A man accidentally killed himself after a vibrator became lodged in his body, an inquest heard.

Nigel Willis, 50, of Forest Hill, spent five days with the sex toy stuck inside his body as he was too embarrassed to go to the doctor.

Southwark Coroners’ Court heard he lay on the sofa and complained of feeling dizzy and weak to his mother in the house they shared.

Mr Willis, who suffered from diabetes, was taken to Lewisham Hospital on December 30 last year when a concerned friend said he should get help and asked if he had swallowed a bee.

He was admitted to intensive care on New Year’s Eve with septic shock.

 

[Nibble]

Too embarrassed to visit hospital but seems fine with ramming a buzzcock up his Arris round his mum's gaff. But you're quite right, nasty way to bow out.

 

[Hyperion]

He was too shaken up to go the the Docs

 

[symyjym]

I wonder if he at least managed to turn it off.

 

[symyjym]

Too embarrassed to visit hospital but seems fine with ramming a buzzcock up his Arris round his mum's gaff. But you're quite right, nasty way to bow out.

Would you go to hospital

 

[Hyperion]

I wonder if he at least managed to turn it off.

Only by doing a cartwheel in magnet factory

 

[Uncle Buck]

Shaken and stirred?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Inside him constantly for 5 days?? Cliff Richard must be reading this story in a cold sweat.

 

[BBassic]

I bet he was buzzing when his friend took him in.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

That'll teach him to buy Duracells

 

[Fef]

That's the danger of using Duracell batteries!

 

[Taybha]

His mate asked him if he had swallowed a Bee ? FFS

 

[Russconha]

The picture of a 'No Entry' sign at the top of the article is fairly apt.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/man-accidentally-killed-himself-with-vibrator-inquest-hears-9663971.html

A man accidentally killed himself after a vibrator became lodged in his body, an inquest heard.

Nigel Willis, 50, of Forest Hill, spent five days with the sex toy stuck inside his body as he was too embarrassed to go to the doctor.

Southwark Coroners’ Court heard he lay on the sofa and complained of feeling dizzy and weak to his mother in the house they shared.

Mr Willis, who suffered from diabetes, was taken to Lewisham Hospital on December 30 last year when a concerned friend said he should get help and asked if he had swallowed a bee.

He was admitted to intensive care on New Year’s Eve with septic shock.

Beehive El Pres!

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Typical Nigel

 

[Everest]

Did they have an argument and his mum told him to go f**k himself?

 

[Surf's Up]

Thats what happens when you live with your mum!

 

[The Merry Prankster]

There but for the Grace of God, El Pres.

 

[Miximate]

Listening to 'Rattle & Hum'

 

[Papa Lazarou]

I guess he'll be in the running for a Darwin Award then.