Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
This better not be happening!!!! I've just had 'CMS' tattooed on my left scrotal sack!! (luckily on the undercarriage bit so only visible if I'm lying naked on my back with my legs up in the air - or if someone crawls underneath me while I'm standing up naked)
Such modesty.
It was Craig Mackail-Smith you had tattooed.
Most impressive.