Norman Baker Caption Competition

[bardo]

Once again Norman Googles on 'muddy field' to add to his sad, secret collection of photos, so offering himself some comfort and relaxation during a long parliamentary day fighting against his constituents.

 

[Brovion]

Dear Anne de v.

Will u go out wiv me on choosday. We can go to Falmer and feed the ducks.

I luv u.

Norm
xxxx

 

[Brovion]

"... and so that conclusively proves that the Holocaust is a Jewish myth, the world is flat and the Pope is secretly the head of the Presbyterian Church in Scotland.

The End"


Hee hee I AM getting good at this lying business. Cutting my teeth on that Falmer stadium campaign was just the beginning. My fellow Lib Dems will believe anything if I say it often enough.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Work has at last started on the 'Would an infinite number of Chimps on an infinite number of typewriters eventually type something coherent?' experiment, albeit with a single, rather mangy specimen.

Early results are not encouraging.

 

[El Presidente]

"With all this pornography on the internet why doesn't someone invent a left handed mouse"

 

[Statto]

Norman regretted signing up to Northstand chat.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

"With all this pornography on the internet why doesn't someone invent a left handed mouse"

Fantastic. A shoo-in for winner.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Dear bill,

We may have a problem, I think my Norman Baker disguise is wearing thin, as everyone is starting to call me **** again.

love

David Bolloti

 

[Everest]

*Types*

Hopefully after yesterdays PATHETIC performance there will be no more calls for Dean Wilkins to be given the job and instead we can DEMAND a TRIED and TESTED ENGLISH manager instead of a kids coach.
Whatever abilities Wilkins alledgedly has coaching our shot shy strikers into being able score goals is not one of them and if we don't score goals we don't win games, SIMPLE. Rubbish Revell and Hopeless Hart did not have a shot on target and

 

[Biscuit]

*Types*

Hopefully after yesterdays PATHETIC performance there will be no more calls for Dean Wilkins to be given the job and instead we can DEMAND a TRIED and TESTED ENGLISH manager instead of a kids coach.
Whatever abilities Wilkins alledgedly has coaching our shot shy strikers into being able score goals is not one of them and if we don't score goals we don't win games, SIMPLE. Rubbish Revell and Hopeless Hart did not have a shot on target and

 

[colinpants]

Dear NSC,

This is my first post, i am not a ****..

 

[El Presidente]

" I before E except before ****"

 

[colinpants]

 

[Biscuit]

Anyone got that pic I made of Baker and De Vechhi as Nazis?

 

[the wanderbus]

"Hi Courtney' I'm Norman, I'm 14 & would you like to see my cock on webcam?"

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

"yeah ,you look really great in your bikini,ooh,better go,got double maths tommorow,speak to you soon,love Chelsea.

 

[Scoffers]

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Name: Norman Baker
Current Job Likely Expiration Date: May 2007
Specialist Talent: Being a ****
Preferred Location: NIMBY

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[Beach Hut]

Why isn't Chanel 4 working ?

 

[Les Biehn]

If I keep pretending to type noone will know I haven't got a f***ing clue what I'm doing.

 

[Hungry Joe]

"oh gosh, you two really are beautiful aren't you. now make him lick the Chum of your shiny bell-end"