[News] Norm and Zoe to split

[Mo Gosfield]

I often see Zoe in West Hove Sainsburys. Wonder if it would be ok now to make a move..?

Maybe waltz up to her whilst she is picking up a can of tango and ask her if she would like to quickstep back to your place for a bit of cha cha cha.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Why should the club allow a minutes applause for a separation of a couple irrespective of who it is, I dont see the logic?.

You once posted that you had a sense of humour. Is it possible to libel yourself?

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[Green Cross Code Man]

You once posted that you had a sense of humour. Is it possible to libel yourself?

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There's only so many 'whooshes' one can give a person. I'd give up if I were you.

 

[Blackadder]

No, it was a reply to [MENTION=451]BensGrandad[/MENTION] playing on him missing the subtle humour in other posts.

Fine. Apologies HT

 

[alfredmizen]

Looks like she was snogging someone half her age at a strictly wrap party last year and called Norm "boring" while she wants to have fun.

Yeah SFW. Im right.

Safe for work ?

 

[royceyboy]

Norman is a top bloke. I've met him on a number of occasions over the years, and he is blue and white through and through. So we should support him, as he did with us.

 

[Icy Gull]

Norman is a top bloke. I've met him on a number of occasions over the years, and he is blue and white through and through. So we should support him, as he did with us.

Agreed, but he needs to stop saying he'd take back and forgive her as long as she promised not to do it again, if the article I read is true. Makes him sound like a 16 year old and is quite sad .

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Safe for work ?

Slut Faced Whore! I don't get a chance to use it that often these days!

 

[royceyboy]

Agreed, but he needs to stop saying he'd take back and forgive her as long as she promised not to do it again, if the article I read is true. Makes him sound like a 16 year old and is quite sad .

It's a good point. All I can say is that he must love her so much, he is blinded by it.

 

[alfredmizen]

Slut Faced Whore! I don't get a chance to use it that often these days!

I know mate ! I was joking

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

It's a good point. All I can say is that he must love her so much, he is blinded by it.

This. Who are we to judge another man's love?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This. Who are we to judge another man's love?

Or, indeed, the other party's lack of.

 

[BensGrandad]

No, it was a reply to @BensGrandad playing on him missing the subtle humour in other posts.

Sorry I missed the so called subtle humour of this thread. I find that it is sometimes difficult to identify a Whoosh take, to serious with some posters.

 

[LlcoolJ]

IIRC her previous "indiscretion" (I.e. ****ing another bloke behind her husband's back) was put down to being terribly lonely and depressed cos Norm was away on DJ gigs so often while she had to stay at home with the kids.

IF it's true and the latest excuse is that he's "boring" then I'm not sure how that works.....

Must admit, I've never liked her radio or tv persona but always thought there must be more to her as Norman seems such a lovely bloke, and obviously loves her.

It's just a real shame... if it's true.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

IIRC her previous "indiscretion" (I.e. ****ing another bloke behind her husband's back) was put down to being terribly lonely and depressed cos Norm was away on DJ gigs so often while she had to stay at home with the kids.

IF it's true and the latest excuse is that he's "boring" then I'm not sure how that works.....

Must admit, I've never liked her radio or tv persona but always thought there must be more to her as Norman seems such a lovely bloke, and obviously loves her.

It's just a real shame... if it's true.

Women quite often find nice blokes who love their wife and will do anything for them boring.
They like a bit of danger.
Now, this is something I have never quite understood but is quite common.
Not to mention that while Zoe probably has quite a bit of dosh, Norm has given her a very comfortable life style, and being known as the missus of Fat Boy Slim something show biz people like very much.
I don't know Zoe of course and she may not be this way, but to call Norm boring makes me think she may be.
Take Two just about to start let's see how she is, can she hide it well?

 

[Wellesley]

It's true. Sometimes, just to let her know I'm not a doormat, I put an extra sweetener in my wife's cup of morning tea. She goes mental. When I run her bath, I occasionally make it the wrong temperature, so that she has to put some cold in. It was only the other day when I said to her " Warm your own bloody slippers, I'm worn-out after doing all the ironing!" Treat 'em mean fellas if you want them to respect you.

 

[Icy Gull]

All coked up and not vaguely sad looking?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

It's true. Sometimes, just to let her know I'm not a doormat, I put an extra sweetener in my wife's cup of morning tea. She goes mental. When I run her bath, I occasionally make it the wrong temperature, so that she has to put some cold in. It was only the other day when I said to her " Warm your own bloody slippers, I'm worn-out after doing all the ironing!" Treat 'em mean fellas if you want them to respect you.

I'm not sure if you are agreeing with me or saying I am talking crap.
Either way I have known many girls over the years that like to be treated poorly, it makes them like the bloke more.
As I said its something I have never been able to get my head round.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

who cares ?
regards
DR

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

All coked up?

I think she likes a drink or two as well.