[News] Norm and Zoe to split

[Paris]

Digital sarcasm - always leaves things open to interpretation and a slight feeling someone may just have been being sincere. Assuming this was the former, it sets the tone splendidly, unlike some of the other negative personal comments on here, which seem to reflect more on the posters than on the celebrity couple.

Just sent the club a quick email to put the minutes applause suggestion forward. It's the least they deserve.

 

[BensGrandad]

Todays red tops saying that she has a lover in his 20s and finds Norman boring.

 

[Dick Head]

Norm usually comes looking for me for a chat and hangs around until I am free to talk to him.

They gave me a quid when I was busking outside Waitrose.

 

[BensGrandad]

Just sent the club a quick email to put the minutes applause suggestion forward. It's the least they deserve.

Why should the club allow a minutes applause for a separation of a couple irrespective of who it is, I dont see the logic?.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Why should the club allow a minutes applause for a separation of a couple irrespective of who it is, I dont see the logic?.

Do you think a minutes silence is more appropriate?

 

[BensGrandad]

Do you think a minutes silence is more appropriate?

No I think that it is a private matter that doesn't and should not concern us supporters or the club.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Do you think a minutes silence is more appropriate?

Perhaps we should retire the number 18 shirt?

 

[indy3050]

Todays red tops saying that she has a lover in his 20s and finds Norman boring.

If this is true and I haven't looked, she is a massive ****.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Perhaps we should retire the number 18 shirt?

And an Atila poem?

 

[Frutos]

And an Atila poem?

Black armbands for the next home game?

 

[Blackadder]

A minutes applause in the 18th minute during our next home game would be fitting.

That was a genuine LOL moment for me Paris. My wife actually asked me what I was laughing at..

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[Herr Tubthumper]

Perhaps we should retire the number 18 shirt?

And an Atila poem?

Black armbands for the next home game?

No I think that it is a private matter that doesn't and should not concern us supporters or the club.

You don't feel any of these suggestions are appropriate either?

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

I often see Zoe in West Hove Sainsburys. Wonder if it would be ok now to make a move..?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I often see Zoe in West Hove Sainsburys. Wonder if it would be ok now to make a move..?

Sounds like anytime was a good time.

 

[Blackadder]

You don't feel any of these suggestions are appropriate either?

If that's addressed at me Mr T..

It was the first post on this thread I found amusing. Nope I haven't read every post on this thread. I tend to skim. I know that hard core Nscers read every post on NSC, even the ones started by NNR. It's just me. I liked Paris's comment so said so.

 

[downham seagull]

Ok. Ok, Calm down dear. He sponsors us, he cares. We know.... Yeah ok we get it!..... I wonder if Mrs Jones is fine after her divorce. She lives in Worthing!

Excuse me? Your the one that went off on one about "who gives a Teddy bear" I just answered the question you posted

 

[The Rivet]

Excuse me? Your the one that went off on one about "who gives a Teddy bear". I just answered the question you posted

Not 'went off' at all I just expressed an opinion. Take it however you please.
Perhaps I should have forgone the question mark admittedly.

 

[jon12345]

Hopefully Norman can get back to making decent tunes...

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Eat, Sleep, Cheat, Repeat?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

If that's addressed at me Mr T..

It was the first post on this thread I found amusing. Nope I haven't read every post on this thread. I tend to skim. I know that hard core Nscers read every post on NSC, even the ones started by NNR. It's just me. I liked Paris's comment so said so.

No, it was a reply to [MENTION=451]BensGrandad[/MENTION] playing on him missing the subtle humour in other posts.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Looks like she was snogging someone half her age at a strictly wrap party last year and called Norm "boring" while she wants to have fun.

Yeah SFW. Im right.