Noone to Germany

[MattBackHome]

From his twitter.

To speed up recovery on the hamstring.

Far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts, isn’t it? Marvellous.

 

[lichfield seagulls]

How longs he out for?

 

[chucky1973]

whats he going to be doing in Germany that he cant do here? Ski?

 

[MattBackHome]

whats he going to be doing in Germany that he cant do here? Ski?

Bratwurst therapy. They gently run up and down the inside of his thigh with progressively meatier sausages, whilst whistling die fledermaus into his nostril.

How should I know?

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Bratwurst therapy. They gently run up and down the inside of his thigh with progressively meatier sausages, whilst whistling die fledermaus into his nostril.

I'm no medical man, but I simply can't see how that will help.

 

[chucky1973]

Bratwurst therapy. They gently run up and down the inside of his thigh with progressively meatier sausages, whilst whistling die fledermaus into his nostril.

How should I know?

it was on the asumption that his twitter comment might have said, he might just be off to Germany on a Jolly Boys outing to get hammered for all we no now!!

 

[chucky1973]

Go on the Nooney...fill your boots

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Will they be trying some Third Reiki healing do you think?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Apparently they're going to concentrate on the eastern front side of his hamstring in an attempt to him back to full fitness asap.

 

[catfish]

He'll probably get Mullered.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Will they be trying some Third Reiki healing do you think?

Ooooooooooooh you cheeky, cheeky Monkey!

ps I reckon they'll be looking to stick Das Boot in actually. Like this...

 

[Vicar!]

Could fit in at Schalke, would be a useful replacement for Farfan!!

 

[skipper734]

The Club misheard. Ve haf vays off makin vou valk.

 

[Giraffe]

The Club misheard. Ve haf vays off makin vou valk.