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Lammy

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Oct 1, 2003
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Seagullible said:
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
Paint its balls red

Whats the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkees eating cherries

It was they're toe nails when I was a kid. This is obviously the ADULT version.

I'm offended!
 


Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
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Jul 25, 2005
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i dont see anytrhing 'non PC' about this joke
its just SICK
thousands of children die every year from cancer, if you think that is funny enough to make a joke out of there's something wrong with you :nono:

maybe its because im a father?
i dunno, but i expect loads of people who aren't parents will find this just as un funny and wrong
 


Lammy said:
Two Elephants walk into a pub

boom boom

Isn't it supposed to be 2 elephants fall off a cliff? Why would the pub go boom?

btw the original cancer "joke" wasn't particularly offensive. Just shit.
 
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Trufflehound

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Aug 5, 2003
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Oh dear, let's just run these off shall we, get them out of the way?

Q: How do you know when there's an elephant in the fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.


Q: How do you know when there's two elephants in the fridge?
A: Two sets of footprints in the butter.


Q: How do you know when there's three elephants in the fridge?
A: You can't shut the door.


Q: How do you know when there's four elephants in the fridge?
A: There's a mini parked outside.


Q: How do you know when you've passed an elephant?
A: The seat won't go down.


Q: How do you get two whales in the fridge?
A: Open the door, remove the elephants...



Did I miss any?
 
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Seagulls over Lewes

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Jul 5, 2003
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Rodmell
Cereal Killer said:
Last Chance, dont blame me if you get offended







theres 2 young brothers called peter and paul and it's xmas day and they run down stairs to open their presents in fits of excitment.
when they really get into opening presents, it becomes clear that peter has alot more presents than paul. so peter says:

"hahha paul, i've got more presents than you"

so paul says "oh yeah, at least i don't have cancer"

Dont say I didnt tell you so.

I take it you don't have kids and if one day your lucky enough to have one I hope for the dear god that it doesn't suffer from cancer. Having known someone who has just battled back from cancer I don't find this joke funny at all dispite all you warnings. Why don't you f*** off back to the hole you cralwed out off. Tosser.
 






Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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I laughed at the Muslim lapdancing club one. Does that make me ................racist? :down:
 


Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003
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Right ... My crap, unfunny contribution ....

30 Irish muslims glued themselves together setting off the world's first "No More Nails" bomb
 


Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
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Jul 6, 2003
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Q - How do you stop a herd of Elephant's from charging?
A - Take away their credit cards.
 






Bad Ash

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Jul 18, 2003
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How about this one it is cancer (I think) and football related:

when kevin keegan was manager at newcastle. he asked his assistant terrie mcdermot to go and have a look at this player he was going to sign. so mcdermot went to look at him .he saw him and told keegan he is not very good when he runs he is always out of breath so keegan said have another look at him .i;ve been told he is good so mcdermot takes another look at him and reports back to keegan he;s got worse out breath and collapsing on the floor. so keegan says i will go my self and have look so the two of them go .they get there and keegan turns round to mcdermot and saya you soft bugger i said rocastle not roy castle
 


hans kraay fan club

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Mar 16, 2005
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Bad Ash said:
How about this one it is cancer (I think) and football related:

when kevin keegan was manager at newcastle. he asked his assistant terrie mcdermot to go and have a look at this player he was going to sign. so mcdermot went to look at him .he saw him and told keegan he is not very good when he runs he is always out of breath so keegan said have another look at him .i;ve been told he is good so mcdermot takes another look at him and reports back to keegan he;s got worse out breath and collapsing on the floor. so keegan says i will go my self and have look so the two of them go .they get there and keegan turns round to mcdermot and saya you soft bugger i said rocastle not roy castle


Surely the point of this joke, originally was the 'hilarious' mistake on the part of Terry McDermott, in going to watch Roy Castle, dying of lung cancer, rather than the similarly-named fit and athletic footballer, Rocastle.
Rocastle's untimely death at the age off 33, from non-Hodgkin's lymphoma has made this one a little less funny, do you not think?
 


watsongooal

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Jul 7, 2003
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Why did the girl fall odd the swing







She had no arms
 




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