Non-PC joke - dont read if easily offended

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Last Chance, dont blame me if you get offended







theres 2 young brothers called peter and paul and it's xmas day and they run down stairs to open their presents in fits of excitment.
when they really get into opening presents, it becomes clear that peter has alot more presents than paul. so peter says:

"hahha paul, i've got more presents than you"

so paul says "oh yeah, at least i don't have cancer"

Dont say I didnt tell you so.

 

[Chicken Run]

Where's the punch line?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I am pretty broadminded but that is jusy not funny imagine telling that to someone how would you know they hadn't been affected by cancer in someway......... its not ironic, its not amusing in fact it doesn't have any basis for humour its just a pointless quite offensive statement - That is all

 

[Napper]

i can see what you done but didnt make me smile really

 

[Everest]

imagine telling that to someone how would you know they hadn't been affected by cancer in someway

Not in the least funny.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I am pretty broadminded but that is jusy not funny imagine telling that to someone how would you know they hadn't been affected by cancer in someway......... its not ironic, its not amusing in fact it doesn't have any basis for humour its just a pointless quite offensive statement - That is all

I've been affected by cancer (albeit a long time ago), can't say I was particularly offended, it just wasn't in the least bit funny. That is all.

 

[Artois]

That joke hasn't offended me, it's just not funny at all.

In fact it's complete shite.

You simply think it's funny because you've said the word cancer in it. But it has to be a funny joke in the first place.

 

[bhafc4eva]

If you get a text message from a midget with downsyndrome, do not send this on to anyone as its not big and its not clever.

 

[parks]

Just wasn't funny.....

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I think Cereal Killer might need some serious Novocaine after this critical backlash!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

blimey. it wasnt that bad! i chuckled

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

If you get a text message from a midget with downsyndrome, do not send this on to anyone as its not big and its not clever.

...trys.....to....hold....back....snigger
























damn

 

[Seagullible]

just plain not funny as a joke at all

 

[Mark Ormerod's Gloves]

Oh man, I was just hoping for a apple mac joke. see that's equally unfunny

 

[Lammy]

Two Elephants walk into a pub

boom boom

 

[tedebear]

How do elephants talk to their long distance relatives?

On the 'Elephone

 

[Lammy]

How many elephants can you fit in a mini?

four.

two in the front and two in the back.

 

[Icy Gull]

How many elephants can you fit in a mini?

four.

two in the front and two in the back.

How many giraffes can you fit in a mini?





















You can't it's full of elephants

 

[tedebear]

What game do four Elephants in a mini play?

Squash

 

[Hoggy]

Last Chance, dont blame me if you get offended







theres 2 young brothers called peter and paul and it's xmas day and they run down stairs to open their presents in fits of excitment.
when they really get into opening presents, it becomes clear that peter has alot more presents than paul. so peter says:

"hahha paul, i've got more presents than you"

so paul says "oh yeah, at least i don't have cancer"

Dont say I didnt tell you so.

why would you even post it?