[Humour] No Johnny cum latelies for this job

[Poyningsgull]

Retired ? Looking for a bit on the side.?

Durex offering £100 as they look for UK condom testers

Durex is inviting 50 members of the public to test and review their Durex Nude condom for £100

www.theargus.co.uk

 

[Taybha]

No doubt L will be out of stock and I'd end up trying to kid myself I can fit into a S

 

[Mr Bridger]

I once went to the sperm donors and the nurse said to me “can you w**nk in the cup.”
I said “I’m good, but not ready for competition yet.”

 

[1066familyman]

I once went to the sperm donors and the nurse said to me can you w**nk in the cup.
I said I’m good, but not ready for competition yet.

I once went to a fancy dress party with a condom on my nose. The host asked me who I was supposed to be, to which I replied, 'fvck knows'.

 

[1066familyman]

No doubt L will be out of stock and I'd end up trying to kid myself I can fit into a S

I thought they came in three sizes... Small, medium and liar.

 

[METALMICKY]

I once went to a fancy dress party with a condom on my nose. The host asked me who I was supposed to be, to which I replied, 'fvck knows'.

I think I went to the same party. Party started at 8pm but I pitched up at 5pm. When the host queried this I explained that I was a ' premature ejaculation ' hence I'd come way too early!

 

[el punal]

So this is the Big Bang theory?

 

[Jack Straw]

I once went to a fancy dress party with a condom on my nose. The host asked me who I was supposed to be, to which I replied, 'fvck knows'.

I once went to a fancy dress party with a piece of sandpaper blu-tacked to my penis. The host asked me who I was supposed to be, to which I replied, Dick Emery.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Retired ? Looking for a bit on the side.?

Durex offering £100 as they look for UK condom testers

Durex is inviting 50 members of the public to test and review their Durex Nude condom for £100

www.theargus.co.uk

Oh cum on this is a wind up

 

[Papak]

I once entered a blindfolded w&nking competition, I have no idea where I came...

 

[Theatre of Trees]

This is Doreen who will be assisting you with the testing.

 

[Justice]

£100 ain’t a lot of a little unexpected baba turns up

 

[METALMICKY]

I once went to a fancy dress party with a piece of sandpaper blu-tacked to my penis. The host asked me who I was supposed to be, to which I replied, Dick Emery.

Ooh you are awful............

 

[Jack Straw]

Ooh you are awful............

...but I like you!