[Albion] No FOREIGNERS please we're ENGLISH

[Worried Man Blues]

Capital fellow, you're English? Could DO a job?

 

[London Irish]

Makes my FULL ENGLISH blood BOYLE

 

[Brighton Mod]

Lone, not loan, I presume it was your own voice and not belonging to another.

 

[John Bumlick]

with your cap locks and bad spelling...all done with intention no doubt...

What? No way! If this is true this rivals the day I found out it wasn't the real Santa Claus who molesterized me when I was eight.

 

[MarioOrlandi]

Kerp yuor spel chekr of pims af ey wre yu Mystrr hId sit

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Before the usual LEMONS jump on here and call me a ONE trick PONY blah, blah, blah LET me REMIND you who was the LOAN voice last JULY who said appointing Oscar was a MISTAKE and we should HAVE gone for a TRIED and tested ENGLISH manager and I suggested Tony Pulis was the IDEAL person. If PEOPLE had listened to me NOT only would we BE playing in the PREMIER League next season but Palace would have BEEN relegated with about 15 points. Now the 3 CLOWNS running the club SEAM to be making the same mistake GOING for some COACH at Real Madrid who has NEVER been near a MANAGERS job, it's ENOUGH to make you GIVE up.

Not only that but I was sitting QUIETLY in my DECKCHAIR yesterday AFTERNOON in the SUN (I had my FACTOR 50 on) enjoying a LARGE jug of PIMMS when I read we had SINGED our first NEW player and it was some UNKNOWN from Switzerland, in other words Maheta MOLONGO II.

What is the ATTRACTION with foreigners ? WE need an ENGLISH manager and a SQUAD packed FULL of Championship EXPERIENCED players.

The sooner Bloom, BERK and Barber LEAVE the club the BETTER.

Made me laugh---so up the arse

 

[Questions]

What's with the caps? I've tried to work it out but cannot see a pattern?

There is a hidden message in the capital words. Someone did put the code up recently. It's quiet easy to UNDERSTAND if you do sum types OF PUZZLES.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

There is a hidden message in the capital words. Someone did put the code up recently. It's quiet easy to UNDERSTAND if you do sum types OF PUZZLES.

Never mind about all that tosh---anyone who partakes of A FULL ENGLISH is all right in my book

 

[Cian]

Makes my FULL ENGLISH blood BOYLE

Boiling blood pudding makes it taste really, really nasty - quick way to ruin a Full English that.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

How do you feel about Moysee being the new gaffer Ernest what with him being SCOTCH and that.
Will Scotchish independence come into play if they vote yes.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Boiling blood pudding makes it taste really, really nasty - quick way to ruin a Full English that.

A full ENGLISH in my day does not include that stuff---I'll have an extra egg/bacon/toast instead thank you

 

[Questions]

A full ENGLISH in my day does not include that stuff---I'll have an extra egg/bacon/toast instead thank you

You seem like the sort of person who might have scrambled eggs in YOUR FULL ENGLISH.
Black pudding has to be in there.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

What's with the caps? I've tried to work it out but cannot see a pattern?

It's a hidden message.

ONE LOAN PONY SINGED MY ARS.

It's a cry for help or medical attention.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

You seem like the sort of person who might have scrambled eggs in YOUR FULL ENGLISH.
Black pudding has to be in there.

I do like a couple of OVER EASY EGGS to be honest

 

[Ernest]

I do like a couple of OVER EASY EGGS to be honest

TRUST you to come on and RUIN a sensible FRED

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

TRUST you to come on and RUIN a sensible FRED

You can always RELY on me Ernest

 

[Cheshire Cat]

ENGlisH manAGeRs wiN NotHiNg - evEr.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Bloody foreigner, coming over here.

Wanting to know what love is

 

[somerset]

Bloody foreigner, coming over here.

Wanting to know what love is

That made me chuckle....

 

[Horton hears a few]

Bloody foreigner, coming over here.

Wanting to know what love is

Very good