[Food] No Deal Recipe Suggestions

[clapham_gull]

Please post below any wonderful recipes you have started to imagine, using your stock-piled emergency food rations.

Remember, you can make your own cheese and foraged items such as nettles and discarded timber pallets are allowed.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Rustic* baked beans atop a tranche of artisanal cured spam from the loins of a sacrificial wild Devonshire goat.

Don't knock it til you try it.



*Served at ambient temperature.

 

[pearl]

hedgehog baked in homemade clay oven served with wild garlic and grated acorns (pilfered from squirrels Winter stash).

 

[Titanic]

Roast Peasant.

 

[vegster]

Will be living off my allotment produce combined with what I can catch on rod and line.

 

[Trelford Mills Guide Dog]

Roast Peasant.

Are you (the odious) Jacob Rees-Mogg ?

 

[Me and my Monkey]

My mother used to make a very tasty tinned pilchard curry over an open fire whenever we had a power cut. Tin of pilchards, curry powder, and a flame proof pan, that’s all you need.

 

[vegster]

Roast Peasant.

There will be plenty of them to go around soon.

 

[Superseagull]

Road kill badger curry served on a bed of steamed grass. Lovely.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Will be living off my allotment produce combined with what I can catch on rod and line.

Much produce this year?

Flambeyed Deliveroo oik, finished off with a sprinkling of cat litter

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Roast Pig stuffed with David Cameron’s cock.

Double gammon!

 

[Titanic]

Are you (the odious) Jacob Rees-Mogg ?

Kill two birds as it were... and eat the rich?

 

[JJ McClure]

I'll be living on the I'm a Celebrity diet of rice and beans, if lucky I might also have the odd spider and animal penis to throw in the pot.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Dust with a light dusting of dust.

 

[vegster]

Much produce this year?

Flambeyed Deliveroo oik, finished off with a sprinkling of cat litter

Yes, most things went quite well, beans were a bit poor, they did not like the heat, plenty of spuds and I have about 40kg of Butternut squashes, huge amount of Carrots, Tomatoes went well, Savoy Cabbage grew very well and chillies were excellent ! Only downside was parsnips, tried three sowings, fresh seed each time and not one parsnip. How as it for you ?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Chlorinated seagull facon Pot Noodle with a rainwater veloute enhanced with the desperate tears of the poor.


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[Guinness Boy]

Fagbutt pie


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[AmexRuislip]

Yes, most things went quite well, beans were a bit poor, they did not like the heat, plenty of spuds and I have about 40kg of Butternut squashes, huge amount of Carrots, Tomatoes went well, Savoy Cabbage grew very well and chillies were excellent ! Only downside was parsnips, tried three sowings, fresh seed each time and not one parsnip. How as it for you ?

Blimey, similar success with pots, tom's, carrots and especially butternut squash together with outdoor melons.
Runner beans also were a poor show, due to the heat.
Garlic going well

 

[Guinness Boy]

Roast Middlesex Gardener served with butternut squash three ways and a garlic mash


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[studio150]

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