It would take the weapons grade version just to get my performance up to disappointing.
Still, not my problem.
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[Misc] Nigella Lawson.........
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It would take the weapons grade version just to get my performance up to disappointing.
Still, not my problem.
- Aug 8, 2005
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I met her dad once, on a train to London. He was quite civil to be fair, but looked very old as this was only a couple of years ago. I thought then he wouldn't last much longer. Is he still around?
EDIT: Wiki tells me he is still alive and kicking and 88 and half.
EDIT: Wiki tells me he is still alive and kicking and 88 and half.
Pretty pink fairy
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- Jan 30, 2008
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Oh dear , Sounds like some people need to empty their sack
Regards
DF
Regards
DF
How funny.I do hope LlcoolJ likes her, otherwise he may go off on one.[emoji38]ol:
Oh, I have just looked back and he thinks she is ok, so phew.
Had to have a dig at dad though.
Ah, I see you've already laughed at your own "joke" to point out that it was! Cool.
The sign of a very sad attempt at comedy. Lol! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Dave the OAP
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Dirty cow...but love her show!
She also makes her curries like lava!
She also makes her curries like lava!
It's not Christmas yet Das! Please allow Santa another month or so to fill it.
Yep, join the queue though
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Carol Vorderman invented the Corona Virus Mask - Except she wears it backwards behind her head in order to stretch her face behind her ears
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
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Well well, how wrong can you be! The bitterness I feel is directed at those who facilitate a society that requires food parcels and even Universal Credit for those suffering in work poverty.
And I’d be gripping it by both hands as I rode her to the Grand National and back.
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Dave the OAP
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Hmmm not quite convinced by her banana skin one last night though.
I had a similar one in Antigua couple of years ago...very much like aubergine
amexee
New member
Nigella Yes
Vordeman No. She looks like bits of her are about to drop off. It could be a very scary shuffle in the sack
Vordeman No. She looks like bits of her are about to drop off. It could be a very scary shuffle in the sack
wow
You're both missing the point. Of course she can't cook FFS.
She has no cooking qualifications, never worked as a cook and passes off Avocado on a bit of toast as a 'recipe' (and you've probably given her a 'new' recipe for her next book above). It's all in the delivery.
You're missing the whole point of Nigella
There is no point to Nigella she is an example of the class of people who always have and always will get on in life not because of any talent but because of who they know
Pevenseagull
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- Jul 20, 2003
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how insanely fit must her mum have been seeing as she's 50%* this?
*yes I'm aware of mitochondrial inheritance
*yes I'm aware of mitochondrial inheritance
Blimey, you are a miserable, bad tempered so and so sometimes, Mr. Ranty.
So full of your own self importance and sensitive with it. Just have to read some of your posts re Bear Grylls to see that.
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Jesus wept.
Someone has a pop. I reply. Apparently that then makes me miserable, bad tempered, full of my own self importance and sensitive?!
Tell you what mate. Go **** yourself.
You took a cheap shot and it failed. You've then gone to full on insult mode for no reason whatsoever.
I guess I should just ignore it when people slag me off and let you get on with it? Not how it works sunshine.
FYI I've had plenty of supportive messages regarding the Bear Grylls thread and the constant stupidity and aggressive nature of the poster in question. He does this all the time. It's just that this time, he picked on someone who will give it back.
It's that simple. I call a spade a spade and a **** a ****.
Amazing that people think I'm angry when I'm sat watching the IPL final with the nipper and a nice beer. Chilled out, no drama. Funny.
No , I won't go and **** myself, you aggressive fellow.
I am glad that being an accountant you have a way with figures, because you sure don't have a way with words.
I am pleased that you are chilled out sitting with your nipper and a beer, but to tell someone to **** themselves, doesn't suggest one who is entirely chilled.
For what it is worth, I have spent the day with my 2 year old grandson and have just finished bathing him.
We don't appear to be on the same wavelength and probably wouldn't get on if we ever met, so it is probably best we leave it there.
I don't think anyone on this board has ever told me to **** myself before, despite having disagreements, and to the best of my knowledge, I have not suggested that to anyone, either. Ah well, worse things happen and not being an aggressive sort, it doesn't really bother me.
Enjoy your beer.
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Absolutely fine. Please refrain from referencing me in your posts in a failed attempt at a cheap laugh and I will be perfectly happy to leave you alone. I haven't calmed down because I was never stressed out btw. As I said, I just say what I see. Doesn't bother me but it's the right thing to do.
Bit embarrassing for a grandfather to act like a five year old on the internet but hey, it takes all sorts.
I'll let the other cheap shot about my vocabulary ride as well because it's clearly incorrect and the evidence is there for all to see.
Regards,
LL