Nigella Lawson

[Not Andy Naylor]

I knew her first husband, John Diamond. Never was a geezer more aptly named. I was sickened when she married that Tory tosser Saatchi.

 

[banjo]

I don't know if it's just me , but the idea that the voluptuous domestic goddess is partial to getting off her tits on class A's , somehow makes her more endearing.

Nigella Corrrrrrr!!!!

 

[Willy Dangle]

I've done her good and propper, yes she was off her face on 'special ingredients'. That kitchen work surface has seen more than a little dusting of flour believe me.

Oh and she was gutted when I didn't stay the night. That's life babe I said now put your nicks on and do me a nice cheeky cheese sarny for the road.

Oh and I should add that this is all alleged and cannot be proven, even with DNA swab.

 

[cloud]

Obviously made up, as she doesn't wear knickers http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/242151/nigella-lawson-doesn-t-wear-knickers

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

She can have a go at my seed anytime!!!

 

[Garage_Doors]

partial to getting off her tits on class A's , somehow makes her more endearing.

How can anyone find that endearing A druggie? Really?

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Irritating chef who plays on her faux Italian background incessantly but more importantly - She does have a nice pair of norks which are regularly on display to varying degrees, HOWEVER I imagine she has an arse that is in proportion but this is never shown. I imagine it's a sackable offence for the camera man.....should her humongous arse be shown...

Yes...goes with the territory. The classic ' hour-glass ' figure a la Monroe/ Lollobrigida / Loren is good pair or boobs, narrow waist and big arse...all in proportion. Nigella is no exception....stonking big arse.
Bring it on!

 

[Albumen]

Yes...goes with the territory. The classic ' hour-glass ' figure a la Monroe/ Lollobrigida / Loren is good pair or boobs, narrow waist and big arse...all in proportion. Nigella is no exception....stonking big arse.
Bring it on!

Adverts are idiots.

 

[El Presidente]

How can anyone find that endearing A druggie? Really?

Is it hugely different from a rumpy pumpy session with someone who has had a few drinks?

 

[rcf0712]

frankly I wouldn't know what to do with her, but I'd have a red go in a heartbeat

 

[Acker79]

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[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I shall be buying her book this Christmas.

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

I've seen her cream pie.

I've got the copyright on that!

 

[arkan]

 

[banjo]

One of you clever chaps could photoshop this....

 

[TheJasperCo]

I've got the copyright on that!