Nigella Lawson

[Eric Potts]

I don't know if it's just me , but the idea that the voluptuous domestic goddess is partial to getting off her tits on class A's , somehow makes her more endearing.

 

[Worthingite]

Most definitely!!!! Who on earth wouldn't want a woman that rich, that successful and that sexy anyway, but to know that she's got the hook up makes her even more irresistible lol

 

[Questions]

I don't know if it's just me , but the idea that the voluptuous domestic goddess is partial to getting off her tits on class A's , somehow makes her more endearing.

I'm imagining her after the best part of a gram of charley ..............

" Now some cream on my dumplings"

 

[Socialist Sid]

I'm imagining her after the best part of a gram of charley ..............

" Now some cream on my dumplings"

Without wishing to sound rude, I'd love to shag her up the bottom whilst telling her what a wanker her dad was.

That would be my creme brulee.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Higella, she can can squeeze my piping bag anyday and fill up her eclair with my nicely whipped double cream.

 

[User removed 4]

She looks like filth anyway , Just IMAGINE what she'd be like when she's bang on the boutros !!

 

[Billy the Fish]

I hate nigella. She's a crap cook, when she's not doing cakes her recipes are dreadful, she's made a career out of being posh and flashing her norks.

I'm not sure what this story is about, but she'll go up in my estimation if she likes a bit of bugle. I still like her tits as well, begrudgingly.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Horny old "Tart"

 

[Gullys Cats]

The question is?
Is that iceing sugar on those cakes.....

 

[El Presidente]

Marvelous scenes, safe for work with the sound off, a bit saucy with it on.

 

[Icy Gull]

Irritating chef who plays on her faux Italian background incessantly but more importantly - She does have a nice pair of norks which are regularly on display to varying degrees, HOWEVER I imagine she has an arse that is in proportion but this is never shown. I imagine it's a sackable offence for the camera man.....should her humongous arse be shown...

 

[vegster]

I'm a bit surprised by this, she obviously does not share her old man's Tory values.

 

[Easy 10]

Marvelous scenes, safe for work with the sound off, a bit saucy with it on.

Marvellous scones, shirley.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

I love Nigella.

 

[red star portslade]

It's funny. When I look at this photo, her T-shirt actually says "Lick my minge"

 

[Acker79]

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[WhingForPresident]

I don't know if it's just me , but the idea that the voluptuous domestic goddess is partial to getting off her tits on class A's , somehow makes her more endearing.

I was thinking this exact thing this morning.

 

[Buckley's Mad Eye]

I'd like to spaff on her jubblies.

Message ends.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Irritating chef who plays on her faux Italian background incessantly but more importantly - She does have a nice pair of norks which are regularly on display to varying degrees, HOWEVER I imagine she has an arse that is in proportion but this is never shown. I imagine it's a sackable offence for the camera man.....should her humongous arse be shown...

I think this is correct, humungous in the 'arris department. She does absolutely nothing for me anyway, and I don't like her cooking. Bought her first book and nothing really seemed to work, unlike say, a Slater book, where everything works. On the subject, I quite fancy getting the book that goes with the Tom Kerridge series on pub food, he did some interesting stuff.

 

[Munkfish]

I would literally love to spaff all over her Jebs. Seriously lovely stuff. The fact she is a bit of a coke fiend only does more for me. Imagine how filthy she would be! rusty tromboning all the way.