Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
If that really was the reason (which I doubt), then he wouldn't have waited till 4 days after the window closed. The timing is just so bizarre, it makes me wonder whether there has been some kind of unsavoury incident to trigger it.
There must be more to it, because he won't be going anywhere for awhile. Only if he is going out on loan, but that means without his goals we'll be in League Two. Because we can't rely on Holroyd getting us out of trouble, or even Dickinson for that matter. Which only leaves Murray....