Nicklas Bendtner...

[Lewes' best seagull]

Maybe we should call Murray shit, maybe he'll score?
Hang on, we already do that.

 

[sam86]

This proves samhale knows nout!

 

[The Wizard]

HAT-TRICK

 

[sam86]

Bloody typical Fair play Mr Bendtner. Fair play.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

NSC Gold.

 

[Lego-Stand]

Thread Closed

 

[Safe.]

HAT-TRICK

Love it when things like this happens.

 

[Meade's Ball]

2128: Not surprisingly, Porto are looking deflated after that flurry of Arsenal goals. Nicklas Bendtner should really have just bagged himself a hat-trick for the Gunners to complete their misery but he heads wide when Bacary Sagna finds him unmarked in front of goal.

 

[itszamora]

He'll no doubt go on to get a hattrick now.

 

[The Wizard]

2128: Not surprisingly, Porto are looking deflated after that flurry of Arsenal goals. Nicklas Bendtner should really have just bagged himself a hat-trick for the Gunners to complete their misery but he heads wide when Bacary Sagna finds him unmarked in front of goal.

 

[Karlos23]

How is he a pro footballer lol class!!

 

[Mendoza]

Easy money!!!!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

If anyone went in Ladbrokes on Portland Road today, they'd know I told EVERYONE that Bendtner was going to score tonight. It was bet of the day on the board, and there was a slip in the football section aswell. He's not suprised me tonight.

This is quite classic, mind.

Even the worst strikers score goals in a good team though. Emile Heskey banged in 23 one year for Liverpool, afterall. He's rubbish.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Even the worst strikers score goals in a good team though. Emile Heskey banged in 23 one year for Liverpool, afterall. He's rubbish.

Everyone likes nippy little strikers, but almost everyone concedes that you need a hulk at times to play off.

Just because Heskey, Davies or Bendtnar don't skin three defenders before cracking the ball (or rolling it) into the net, it does not make them rubbish.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Everyone likes nippy little strikers, but almost everyone concedes that you need a hulk at times to play off.

Just because Heskey, Davies or Bendtnar don't skin three defenders before cracking the ball (or rolling it) into the net, it does not make them rubbish.

I've nothing agains the targetman striker. Give me Carlton Cole or Lloyd Owusu any day of the week. But that's because they've got something about them other than just being a lump, in my humble opinion. I don't like Bendtner, I'm aware he scored a hattrick in the Champions League tonight but that doesn't change anything, I still think he's crap. I'm glad Arsenal are through, though, and pleased I was wrong (again).

I don't profess to know everything, noone does. I just don't like Bendtner.

 

[The Wizard]

These 'useless lumps' score quite regularly though don't they?..

 

[Ninja Elephant]

These 'useless lumps' score quite regularly though don't they?..

Give it a rest, pal. You always react in an outrage to posts, it's meaningless now.

 

[The Wizard]

Give it a rest, pal. You always react in an outrage to posts, it's meaningless now.

You have been well and truly kerflumped.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

You have been well and truly kerflumped.

Note the difference in quality between your posts, and those of BoF. For comparison. He makes a considered point, whereas you just cackle like a child.

Which is fair enough, I'm very strong in my criticism of Bendtner and he's done brilliantly tonight and shut a lot of people up, fair play to him. But it's got sod all to do with you.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I've just seen the goals and I am ammending my comments slightly.

The first goal was a chance he had a free shot at, ok he had to slide in, but the goalkeeper was on the ground and there was a covering defender but to one side of the goal, so he had half an open goal to aim at. Easy. His second goal was brilliant work by Arshavin and he had another open goal. And he then (brilliantly) scored a penalty.

Not exactly inspirational brilliance, but a hattrick nonetheless. My ammendment is that he'll rarely score easier goals than his first two tonight. Some will suggest I'm being bitter because he's made me look a complete tit, which isn't the truth. He has made me look a tit, but for every open goal he scored tonight, he'll miss plenty at the weekend and justify his donkey status once more.