[Politics] Nick Handoncock weeps for forgiveness

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

As I just heard on a radio clip of his 'I'm a twat in the jungle, set me on fire now' paen.

Do you forgive him?

Personally, even if he still smoking, I'm happy rest on a full bladder.

(Edit: Matt. I like the name Matt. I'm passing this off as PSTD - post twat stress disorder)

 

[Zeberdi]

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Mrs T points out it's Matt Handoncock. There, I've already forgotten his name. Rejoice!

 

[Motogull]

He's been trained.

Only a mug would be taken in.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I want him to win. Be the last one there then all the crew leave and just leave him behind.

 

[portslade seagull]

As I just heard on a radio clip of his 'I'm a twat in the jungle, set me on fire now' paen.

Do you forgive him?

Personally, even if he still smoking, I'm happy rest on a full bladder.

(Edit: Matt. I like the name Matt. I'm passing this off as PSTD - post twat stress disorder)

Blokes a fecking idiot. Should be stripped of his parliamentary pension

 

[Guinness Boy]

Oh Hazza.

I mean, I COULD edit the thread title but I need to, erm, go and do, erm, a thing....

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Oh Hazza.

I mean, I COULD edit the thread title but I need to, erm, go and do, erm, a thing....

I am more than happy with the Fred tittle.

 

[rogersix]

I am more than happy with the Fred tittle.

the title is the best bit

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Someone with a repulsive Aston Villa accent just phoned R5 to say 'we jost need ter moove on'.

Far cough.

 

[Soton Seagull]

He should receive the equivalent ring of protection given to care homes vs venomous snakes

 

[A1X]

If they’re going to book people responsible for thousands of needless deaths for their poxy show, I hope they get Putin next year.

 

[Baldseagull]

If they’re going to book people responsible for thousands of needless deaths for their poxy show, I hope they get Putin next year.

It is interetsing that he is in there with someone who was jailed for falsely imprisoning and torturing a male escort, and he is still the most detestable person in there.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Insincere, fake crocodile tears, publicising his book, wrecked two families and multiple other families, who couldn’t say goodbye to their relatives whilst dying (my husband’s mother) and sparse funerals with no comfort or wake.

 

[Sheebo]

Insincere, fake crocodile tears, publicising his book, wrecked two families and multiple other families, who couldn’t say goodbye to their relatives whilst dying (my husband’s mother) and sparse funerals with no comfort or wake.

The first and foremost point is exactly that - all those hurt by the infidelity. How do you think your (ex?)wife feels watching this? Poor lady who was utterly humiliated. Your kids? Not seeing them for x weeks clearly ok for a bit of fame eh? Anyone who has morals? The PPE contract to your uni mates who had zero experience of PPE…? I give everyone a chance but…. How many do you want matey?!

 

[The Clamp]

I hope something swims up his cock and eats him alive from the inside out.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

As I just heard on a radio clip of his 'I'm a twat in the jungle, set me on fire now' paen.

Do you forgive him?

Personally, even if he still smoking, I'm happy rest on a full bladder.

(Edit: Matt. I like the name Matt. I'm passing this off as PSTD - post twat stress disorder)

Was expecting some kind of scandal from stokes finest but have seen your edit

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

I know Lee Hurst was on it but apart from that, I didn’t think They Think It’s All Over was THAT bad?!

 

[Lenny Rider]

Blokes a fecking idiot. Should be stripped of his parliamentary pension

But he won’t unfortunately, they all go to the trough with the best intentions but once they taste the water all bets are off, and that includes the Red side as well.

I would imagine, after a stern ‘telling off” at Westminster in the Chief Whips office, the whip will be returned, he may well be returned to the backbenches for ‘evermore’ but wasn’t Jeremy Hunt sent there as well?

 

[Baldseagull]

But he won’t unfortunately, they all go to the trough with the best intentions but once they taste the water all bets are off, and that includes the Red side as well.

I would imagine, after a stern ‘telling off” at Westminster in the Chief Whips office, the whip will be returned, he may well be returned to the backbenches for ‘evermore’ but wasn’t Jeremy Hunt sent there as well?

Poetic way of stating what all "Blue" supporters say when their team becomes totally indefensible, claim that all teams are as bad as each other. Why not vote for the Red team next time? It can't be any worse if they are all the same, and maybe you might be pleasantly surprised.