Nice place you have hear.

Rochester Seagull · Jul 11, 2003

Just ignore the little shit.

JEM · Jul 11, 2003

Don't rob his house. It would make you a turd burglar.

TURD · Jul 11, 2003

Whats a big log like you got to fear Cocktester seagull

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TURD · Jul 11, 2003

slug balancer said:
Don't rob his house. It would make you a turd burglar.

He'll soon be spitting bits of corn if he trys to cause trouble. i'll squelch all over his teeth.

DTES · Jul 11, 2003

When do your GCSE results arrive Turd? Or is it SATs?

TURD · Jul 11, 2003

DTES said:
When do your GCSE results arrive Turd? Or is it SATs?

General Cert for Shitting Eassily? Got an A my brown, sturdy and veined little friend, dont worry I have you covered.

TURD · Jul 11, 2003

The thing is, how ever fast I splash I always float back to the top.

Paddy B · Jul 11, 2003

News Flash

"Internet access finally arrives to Croydon mental institutions"

DTES · Jul 11, 2003

One question TURD: Is this just a phase, or will your obession linger forever as a new chapter in NSC history, alongside Gunter's knob fascination?

¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤ · Jul 11, 2003

TURD said:
The thing is, how ever fast I splash I always float back to the top.

You could injure yourself doing that. I hope you're in- sewer-ed.

DTES · Jul 11, 2003

TURD said:
General Cert for Shitting Eassily?

Certainly wasn't in spelling