[Football] Nice Brest

[kojak]

top of the table clash in France this weekend

fancy Nice Brest are going for the cups

 

[KZNSeagull]

Hopefully they will have some decent support

 

[Horsham Gull]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Is it too late to sign Areola?

 

[Bakero]

Plenty of good mammaries for the fans.

 

[Midget]

Ok, stop milking it

 

[Papak]

Don't knocker it...

 

[schmunk]

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Yep, I could watch them all day

 

[PHCgull]

I always used to hope that the diminutive (in Sky/PL parlance) of Brentford v Aston Villa would be BREAST but the tossers have thought of that and villa are AVL :-(

 

[Brok]

I always used to hope that the diminutive (in Sky/PL parlance) of Brentford v Aston Villa would be BREAST but the tossers have thought of that and villa are AVL :-(

I have a vague memory of when Palace got stuffed 9-0 by Liverpool the caption thing was CRY LOL.

Edit... having said that, I can't find anything online to back it up. Maybe I imagined it?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

BRAvo to eveyone for their puns.

 

[WATFORD zero]

All very flashy when the suns out, but tend to go missing in the winter months

 

[el punal]

Certainly a game of two halves. I also wonder whether there’ll be some support from the Basque region. I suppose if they’re defending in depth they’ll put their bodice on the line.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Nice Brest.

A clickbait thread title if ever there was one.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Given the pronunciation of Nice, this takes on a whole level of wrong. As long as she is over 16 and not a blood relation, I suppose.

 

[Sirnormangall]

In between my childish chuckling at this thread, I think I heard my wife comment that all the posters are likely to be saddo middle aged men like me. Cheek

 

[Dirty Dave]

That's enough puns, think we should nip it in the bud now

 

[Si Gull]

Didn't take long for this thread to go tits up.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Didn't take long for this thread to go tits up.

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