Can everyone just pretend I had suggested singing "bright eyes" instead?
Carlsberg don't do Football chants, but if they did, it wouldn't be this one.
Oh I don't know, Carlsberg is a rather shit lager so I think this fits in perfectly...
Sure...
Simster
He lives in Reigate
That's near
the stockbroker corridor
He likes to be pushy
When fighting with bushy
Both of them up for more
Simster
...I shall be mostly singing this ditty:
You go down't pub
You drink two HALVES
you get totally plastered
You get locked in
your own ground
cos you're a STRIPEY NIGEL.
I've just thought of it and needed to get it off my chest.