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Next terror target?
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Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
Christ, you could wipe out half of the z listers in one go!
where do I sign up?
where do I sign up?
Albion Dan
Banned
f*** me what a cuntfest. Id rather extract my teeth than go anywhere near that horror show. Bet Dwayne will try and get a ticket though, looks right up his back alley.
Stinkers Bridge
New member
I'd like to see more of Dane Bowers back on our screens.
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1066gull
Guest
i don't get it.
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,877
You can buy Very Important Person status now for only £140 ?
In the old days you had to commit at least three war crimes in defending the British Empire before you were considered midly significant.
What is the country coming to ?
In the old days you had to commit at least three war crimes in defending the British Empire before you were considered midly significant.
What is the country coming to ?
HampshireSeagulls
Moulding Generation Z
Nikki and her "first ever DJ set".
f*** me, you are not going to keep me away from that one....
Just going to nip across to the Jihadist web sites and let them know that Mikey and Dane Bowers reckon they are all a bunch of knob jockeys who teabag each other behind their beards whilst letting sheep suck them off.
f*** me, you are not going to keep me away from that one....
Just going to nip across to the Jihadist web sites and let them know that Mikey and Dane Bowers reckon they are all a bunch of knob jockeys who teabag each other behind their beards whilst letting sheep suck them off.
Tooting Gull
Well-known member
- Jul 5, 2003
- 11,033
Quality. Anyone booted out of this year's BB will also doubtless be there. That Billi, for starters. I can't understand why they think BB Z-listers are a good match for polo players, surely after the final chukka's over Major Bufton-Tufton would rather get hold of his braying and equally posh cousin, than a desperate no-mark.
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Cian
Well-known member
You don't EVER promote that its someones "first ever DJ set" if you want people to come along, you may as well say "first ever screechy violin practice".
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
This is a club for people who don't like music. I wonder what she's going to play.
Cian
Well-known member
Mika, Rhianna, some dodgy 70s and 80s "classics" and the 2003 remix of Rhythm Is A Dancer at 110% pitch.
If any of the other ex-Big Brother "look at me I'm now a DJ!!" people I've seen are anything to go by, that is.
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
Sounds about right, although I'm trying to think how you'd get 110% pitch out of a CDJ, I don't rekon it's possible. Out of interest have you seen Kate Lawler? I've never seen her 'cos I'm not really into house, but my mate rekoned she was quite good.
Cian
Well-known member
No, I've seen Ray Shah and a few others, I have heard Kate is OK but I'm also not in to house - trance and to a lesser extent techno would be my game.
theres "wide" pitch control CDJs I -think-. Googling suggests the 800MkII would be able to do it.
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
Yeah, off the top of my head normal pitch is +-10%, wide pitch is +-100%. I've got an 800mk1, I'll see what I can get out of that when I get home.
The Large One
Who's Next?
I have this fantasy - it's quite pathetic really - that that lot could be on Celebrity Falmer Protest, and we all through rocks, bricks and Molotov Cocktails at them in a kind of Vaudeville It's A Knockout-style carnagefest.