Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
Apparently... Tony Bloom has just been spotted on a beach in Portugal sitting on the next sun lounger to Jose Mourinho. They were both doing that 'covering their mouths' thing when they were chatting and Jose shouted 'Seeeaa-gulls..' as he got up and left. Then, up pops 'Arry Redknapp and beats Jose unconscious with a Kangaroo dong, Tony wrestles it off him and catches the first plane home.
Back to square one.
Back to square one.