[Film] Next James Bond?

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sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,965
town full of eejits
007 is the code name.

James Bond is the man’s name.

World’s worst “spy”. Goes about telling everyone he meets his name. Twice.

I think they’ve just ignored the age thing.

All the novels are set in the same era, the films are always set in contemporary times.

I reckon they should make a one off, retro Bond film set in the 60’s.

Get down and gritty, cold war stylee.
micky bond , half caste scag dealer , kirby ......upsets Albanians carry on , far more relevant that komodo dragons in a casino wouldn't you say old boy...?
 






keaton

Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
Nov 18, 2004
9,973
Happy to have a black disabled trans Bond if the films are better and more fun than the Daniel Craig ones
 






Commander

Arrogant Prat
NSC Patron
Apr 28, 2004
13,585
London
I reckon they should make a one off, retro Bond film set in the 60’s.

Get down and gritty, cold war stylee.
That is a great idea.
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,274
There is a porn James Bond out there surely.
Thunder thighs
Holefinger
Over to you
In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
For Your Thighs Only
Not forgetting the baddies Ernst Stavro Blojob, bowler-hatted Handjob and, of course, Scaraminga
 




Exilegull

Well-known member
Mar 14, 2024
347
They are going to take the end from the last film and use it for a real curveball. Shape shifter played by multiple actors or some tech to make him black to hide the real truth that their agent is alive. Dumb sci-fi things. Or they could go in the other direction and send him back to the 60s. If they are just going to make another movie of a 40-year-old white man shooting bad guys they could have done it yesterday.
 


US Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
4,669
Cleveland, OH
On the subject of Bond, I found this quite entertaining:



Interestingly there was a Bond knock off film starring Sean Connery's brother - variously titled "OK Connery" or "Operation Kid Brother".


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Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,274
For chiselled good looks, athletic build and screen presence it can only be one man: "The name's Carragher. James Carragher. Alright lad, calm down."
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,515
Worthing
I think the Bourne films dragged the Bond franchise up by its britches.
 


Seems a bit meta the Kick Ass parody guy being the new Bond
 




jonny.rainbow

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2005
6,848
I thought Spy referred to the Russian girl?
The novel was written from the female protagonist’s perspective. She was not a spy and the spy who did appear in the story and ‘love’ her was Bond.

The plot of the film is vastly different, but the title still refers to Bond ‘loving’ Anya Amasova.
 




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