****newsflash*****

[The Wookiee]

Police have just found a man unconcious wearing stockings,stilletos,crotchless pants
and a Palace shirt.




























Police have removed the Palace shirt
to avoid embarrassment to his family !

 

[Trufflehound]

I need to give up drinking - I keep opening these threads and finding myself in 1982.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Are Palace still the Team Of The 80s right there?

 

[Buzzer]

I took my 4 year old to school on Friday morning and his classroom assistant had a quiet word with me. Apparently at lunchtime he likes to play football but he likes to be Brighton (Gary Hart, of course) and asks other people to be Palacescum.

Don't know where he got that from.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Are Palace still the Team Of The 80s right there?

No we were finished by 1982, we were the team of the first two years of the 80's!

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I walked into B & Q yesterday and a bloke walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking.
Luckily, I replied 'No thank you, I'm after some No More Nails and a packet of Number 12 pozi-head screws.'

 

[Parson Henry]

I walked into B & Q yesterday and a bloke walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking.
Luckily, I replied 'No thank you, I'm after some No More Nails and a packet of Number 12 pozi-head screws.'

I think you had a chance to make that amusing by stating that you thumped the bloke first.

 

[Trufflehound]

I walked into B&Q and a bloke asked if I wanted decking. I said "No, I'd like a hole punch."

<Insert your own punchline here>

 

[surrey jim]

Police have just found a man unconcious wearing stockings,stilletos,crotchless pants
and a Palace shirt.




























Police have removed the Palace shirt
to avoid embarrassment to his family !

 

[Statto]

 

[Croydonbloke]

I walked into B & Q yesterday and a bloke walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking.
Luckily, I replied 'No thank you, I'm after some No More Nails and a packet of Number 12 pozi-head screws.'

My wife went to a beauty salon and the girl behind the counter said she had no more nails my wife replied well that will save my old man a trip to homebase give me 2 tubes of it.

 

[Croydonbloke]

No we were finished by 1982, we were the team of the first two years of the 80's!

That tag went out the moment Mullery step in charge. We became the joke of the 80`s with that TWAT.

 

[Parson Henry]

That tag went out the moment Mullery step in charge. We became the joke of the 80`s with that TWAT.

Long running joke then....

 

[Croydonbloke]

Long running joke then....

Maybe so, but a more glorious one then that of Brighton Perry.

 

[Parson Henry]

Maybe so, but a more glorious one then that of Brighton Perry.

come the glory come the embarrasment

 

[Lokki 7]

I walked into B&Q and a bloke asked if I wanted decking. I said,

<Insert your own punchline here>

"No, I need a screw." A little shocked the assistant replied, "Well I'm afraid I can't help you there sir. But try the pub round the corner as I hear they are doing handjobs for a tenner".

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

come the glory come the embarrasment

Said without a hint of a smile