Newscastle set to sign Kluivert

[Marc]

....OH NO this means if we get them in the 3rd round of the FA Cup we will play them without ANY new signings yet they have at least ONE

 

[Kryten]

But, Shirley he could have done a job for us

 

[Easy 10]

*sigh*
Yet another past-his-best foreign primadonna arrives on these shores to suck greedily on the swinging udders of the overly bloated cash-cow.

 

[daveyboybhafc2]

Who is Shirely?!

 

[REDLAND]

Hes on loan isn't he ??

ps LOVE the Shirly gag

 

[CHAPPERS]

Hes on loan isn't he ??

ps LOVE the Shirly gag

Yup, with a view to a permanent move at the end of the season.

 

[Superseagull]

His wages are £80K a week of which Newcastle are paying half. That is over £4 million a year!

 

[perth seagull]

It will be interesting to see how long he lasts at Newcastle. Obviously a gifted player, but has a huge attitude and ego.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Patrick Kluivert has signed a three year contract with Newcastle, permanently severing ties with Barca.

 

[Marshy]

Bloody Geordie in the office well happy about it......

Anybody got any suitable frazes i could use to shut him up ?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Bloody Geordie in the office well happy about it......

Anybody got any suitable frazes i could use to shut him up ?

''f*** off you Geordie BASTARD''

 

[Marshy]

''f*** off you Geordie BASTARD''

Worth a whirl...here goes....

 

[chips and gravy]

Bobby Robson may be able to turn his career around. At his best he is a great player, but he has an attitude on a par with that other lovable Dutchman, Pierre Van Hooijdonk

 

[Easy 10]

How about:

"Newcastle have won f***-all in living memory, and bringing some clog-wearing overrated multi-millionaire dutchman to the miserable stinking slums of the north-east is hardly going to change that".

 

[CHAPPERS]

That's what I said.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

You've got to love the dutch, for such a laid back nation they sure have a lot of egomaniacal footballers.

Kluivert
Van Hooijdonk
Davids
Seedorf
Cruyf

 

[chips and gravy]

Davids must be the biggest wanker in football. If you watch him during games all he does is foul and whinge. Why is he so highly rated? Just the sight of those sunglasses makes me want to puke

 

[El Presidente]

You have forgotten the last highly regarded Dutch Geordie, Ruud Gullit!

 

[Yorkie]

Gary Speed has gone to Bolton so Kluivert is wearing the 11 shirt (watched the press conference on SSN)

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Gary Speed has gone to Bolton so Kluivert is wearing the 11 shirt (watched the press conference on SSN)

good signing for bolton there imo