News on Vokes..Looked slightly bad?!?!?

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I heard he got crabs and hurt his back from the Saturdays,

 

[I<3joehart89]

I <3 Joe Hart? JCL

What does JCL mean?

Also anyone see Noone pull up rubbing his hamstring?!

 

[chucky1973]

I also heard it was a severe case of fluff in the belly button. This can be painful.

 

[seagullondon]

I heard he ate crabs with one of the saturdays

 

[stss30]

I heard he got a cab and hurt his back whilst eating Chicken Satay

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Apparently he snorted crack off the back of one of the Saturdays?

 

[bigjon]

going camping in the forest on saturday i heard

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Apparently he snorted crack off the back of one of the Saturdays?

We've all done it.

 

[seagullondon]

Apparently he put it in the crack of Molly from the saturdays

 

[Cragglez]

I heard he tripped over the curb drunk with a couple of the Saturdays...

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

He got crabs from the crack of Molly from The Saturdays ? Fair play to the lad

 

[The Grockle]

Probably just cramp I reckon he'll be back for Saturday.

 

[Eggmundo]

Vokes had cramp and will be fit for Saturday

Apparently.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I must have missed that bit? Does he win any flick ons?

If he's playing as a lone striker who is he supposed to be flicking the ball on to?

I think his general play has been really good and he suits our style of play much better than CMS.

 

[rool]

1 post with the answer isnt enough for people these days....?

Ha ha, you should see the official match threads if we score or let one in. The 'goallllll' of 'ffs' can go on being repeated for ten minutes depending on how far behind player is

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Apparently it was just cramp and should be ready for saturday, what is this groundhog day?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

He was out with Crumps but will be back by Saturday.

 

[rool]

I heard he will be on a low carb diet that starts Saturday

 

[rool]

What does JCL mean?

Also anyone see Noone pull up rubbing his hamstring?!

Noone pulled up rubbing his banjo string

 

[Cragglez]

Eating Crumpets with the Saturdays?