[Finance] Newhaven to be levelled

[PeterOut]

Up, apparently - see

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/government-strategy-to-regenerate-high-streets

Just over £19m to improve Newhaven - any ideas on how it will be / should be spent? (I can't see any further details on the Gov website.)

 

[AmexRuislip]

It includes a monorail.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

This should be fun.

 

[Live by the sea]

There was me thinking you meant the whole place ! ( hehe)

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Of course, because it has a Tory MP.

Last time any money appeared LDC sat on it for a couple of years.
It’s supposed to be for rejuvenating the High Street etc but we shall see.

 

[AmexRuislip]

[MENTION=616]Guinness Boy[/MENTION] is an expert in these matters

 

[Pevenseagull]

I reckon a committee can be set up to do a feasibility study and maybe go on a few visits to see what other places have done and in about 4 years they'll have enough left to put up some new dog shit bins and buy a sign that reads 'Welcome to Newhaven'.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Of course, because it has a Tory MP.

Last time any money appeared LDC sat on it for a couple of years.
It’s supposed to be for rejuvenating the High Street etc but we shall see.

It'll be in the Bear Pit within hours

 

[Dick Head]

The ****ing state of him!

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https://twitter.com/mariacaulfield/status/1415629614895009795

 

[Dick Head]

The absolute ****ing state of him!

 

[B-right-on]

Hire a load of bulldozers and job done. Best thing to happen to it is to level it.

Turn it into a massive wild flower garden? Something nice.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Maybe they could start by mooring our much needed £200M super yacht in the harbour and we can all watch Liz Truss sipping Sussex sparkling wine and waving from the stern as she sails off to cut our next trade deal.
That would put Newhaven firmly on the map.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Newhaven is going to be twinned with Pompeii.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It'll be in the Bear Pit within hours

Quite probably, but the funds are going to Tory marginal seats. That’s a fact. Ms Caulfied’s majority was reduced to 2000, last time out.
To be honest, it would be better to give it to ESCC to fill in the potholes. After all, they wasted £23M building a bridge to nowhere.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Newhaven is going to be twinned with Pompeii.

Levelling Up Pompeii.

 

[Hugo Rune]

The absolute ****ing state of him!

He looks absolutely dishevelled & exhausted! I wonder what else he was giving her in the cabinet office prior to the cameras coming in?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Newhaven is going to be twinned with Pompeii.

Whoops

 

[Rugrat]

He looks absolutely dishevelled & exhausted! I wonder what else he was giving her in the cabinet office prior to the cameras coming in?

Burgers and doughnuts?

 

[portslade seagull]

The absolute ****ing state of him!

He is auditioning for the remake of Worzel Gummidge

 

[darkwolf666]

Burgers and doughnuts?

As Johnny Cradock once famously said "and may all your doughnuts turn out (look) like Fanny's"...