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[Football] Newcastle v Chelsea thoughts?
- Thread starter Zeberdi
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At which point Cucu fell to the floor clutching his ego
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
That’s a fair comment to be fair, didn’t look like he was - he was probably sitting on the bench with a smug grin on his face
Kosh
'The' Yaztromo
I suspect he’ll end up more like this the way he’s going...
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SIMMO SAYS
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Where's the fake swede to tell us we are all wrong 
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
Look back over the last three seasons to see how many times we scored over two goals. Of course you can pluck a couple of performances but on average it was very low.
Kosh
'The' Yaztromo
- Oct 17, 2008
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If I were a Chelsea fan, I’d be very, very worried reading that.
I have a theory that is as likely as the flat earth‘s people
As we all know TB is a professional poker player. What if he wanted to replace Potter with DeZerbi all along.
hears a rumour that Thomas Tuchel was going to be chopped. Tells PB to go on talk sport and in every interview and big up GP. Chelsea owner falls for it and offers us what we want to take him. We look like wounded party and Tony get’s his man. A bit of a gamble, but would be bloody amazing if true.
As we all know TB is a professional poker player. What if he wanted to replace Potter with DeZerbi all along.
hears a rumour that Thomas Tuchel was going to be chopped. Tells PB to go on talk sport and in every interview and big up GP. Chelsea owner falls for it and offers us what we want to take him. We look like wounded party and Tony get’s his man. A bit of a gamble, but would be bloody amazing if true.
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METALMICKY
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- Jan 30, 2004
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And this has all made for a lovely relaxing Xmas in the Potter household. And the works Xmas party could be a little subdued for the non playing staff particularly for Bruno and Roberts who'll be wondering whether the boss will be taking them on to the next job?
Terry Butcher Tribute Act
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- Aug 18, 2013
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Well. Even Chelsea’s xG is shit. Not sure bunging a few local journos and employing a few bots to relentlessly talk up the manager will win their fanbase over during this latest run of his.
Glad we've moved on, hopefully to bigger and better things.
Very annoying how organised Howe has got Newcastle so soon after the takeover though
Glad we've moved on, hopefully to bigger and better things.
Very annoying how organised Howe has got Newcastle so soon after the takeover though
Like most root vegetables who have been in the hot kitchen too long, shrivelled up to cindersWhere's the fake swede to tell us we are all wrong
Kosh
'The' Yaztromo
That’s my kind of maverick outlandish theorising... I love it.I have a theory that is as likely as the flat earth‘s people
As we all know TB is a professional poker player. What if he wanted to replace Potter with DeZerbi all along.
hears a rumour that Thomas Tuchel was going to be chopped. Tells PB to go on talk sport and and every interview and big up GP. Chelsea owner falls for it and offers us what we want to take him. We look like wounded party and Tony get’s his man. A bit of a gamble, but would be bloody amazing if true.
Obviously, it’s all plausible and doubtless true.
Those clever buggers, played Chelsea like a cheap fender copy whilst bar chording smoke on the water. Delicious.
They are all completely cool about it at the moment
Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
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.....and a Happy Christmas to all the merry revisionists on here too!
Potter was rubbish, is rubbish, always will be rubbish, yes? Tick
Good luck with your next projects ......................
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Potter was rubbish, is rubbish, always will be rubbish, yes? Tick
Good luck with your next projects ......................
Nelsn lost the Battle of Trafalgar? .... Tick
William the Conqueror was smashed to smithereens stupidly trying to win a battle near Hastings? - Tick
Trump didn't lose the election? - Tick
Injecting Domestos cures Covis? - Tick................
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
Festering in his Croydon bedsitWhere's the fake swede to tell us we are all wrong
You mean Columbo plot? Sounds reasonableI have a theory that is as likely as the flat earth‘s people
As we all know TB is a professional poker player. What if he wanted to replace Potter with DeZerbi all along.
hears a rumour that Thomas Tuchel was going to be chopped. Tells PB to go on talk sport and and every interview and big up GP. Chelsea owner falls for it and offers us what we want to take him. We look like wounded party and Tony get’s his man. A bit of a gamble, but would be bloody amazing if true.
Kosh
'The' Yaztromo
I have to say, this has all made me feel rather jolly ... tee hee hee etc.
Win tomorrow, and I might well burst like a bally balloon.
Win tomorrow, and I might well burst like a bally balloon.