Newcastle`s sad story

[Questions]

Mike Ashley the Newcastle chairman was walking in the city centre today when he saw an elderly woman struggling across the road with two heavy shopping bags.
''Can you manage love'' shouted the Magpies supremo.

'' No f*** off'' replied the old lady, ''I dont want the job.''

 

[RM-Taylor]

Been done so many times

 

[Easy 10]

Who's that in your avatar mr taylor ?
It reminds me of Sonia from Eastenders, but with bleached hair.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I saw Sonia in the pub next to the Theatre Royal. Wow! She has got a mighty fine BOD nowadays.



NB I had consumed a fair amount of alcohol at that stage of the evening.

 

[Easy 10]

I saw Sonia in the pub next to the Theatre Royal. Wow! She has got a mighty fine BOD nowadays.



NB I had consumed a fair amount of alcohol at that stage of the evening.

Actually, I think she's been WORKING OUT
I was sitting in the chippy tonight waiting for my singapore chow mein (as you do), and was idly flicking through a magazine that came with a News of the World about three weeks ago. Anyway, there was Sonia looking podgy in some tight-fitting and unflattering night-time garment, but on the next page, there she was in a pink bikini, looking rather trim, in a "before-and-after" kind of pose. The head looked suspiciously superimposed to me, and there seemed to be some airbrushing, but perhaps from your remarks she's not QUITE the unsightly porker she used to be.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Actually, I think she's been WORKING OUT

hasnt she had some record breaking fitness video released - apparently its better than mr motivator

 

[Easy 10]

hasnt she had some record breaking fitness video released - apparently its better than mr motivator

Ahh, that would explain the promos then.
I probably would as well. As long as she bought her trumpet.

 

[bhaexpress]

I think Harry Redknapp and Newcastle deserve each other. Mind you I hope they can afford to keep paying off the 'failed' high profile English managers they keep having to sack for not being able to walk on water.

 

[El Presidente]

Is this the same Harry Redknapp who was sacked by West Ham and Southampton, and jumped ship from Pompey to Southampton, an act of betrayal that would only have been matched had Mickey Adams been found in bed with Simon Jordan whilst wanking over a picture of Vince Hilaire?

 

[Kenhead]

On the plus side, hopefully Pompey will start slideing down the table if/when he goes!

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Great letter about Newcastle in The Telegraph this am:

"Average club seeks average manager. Should be a match made in heaven! Ask a fan from outside of Newcastle to name the top teams in England, I bet not one mentions Newcastle. They've won nothing and are an average club with ideas above their station. They say how their fans "deserve" success! No, you "earn" success. No one deserves it just for being passionate."