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[Beach Hut]

To help prove you're not you must repeat the mantra:

Dwayne is a wanker, Dwayne is a wanker


It's sort of an initiation thing.

Or just to cut it short:

"I am a wanker, I am a wanker" - might make more sense in the long run.

 

[brighton-babe]

thanx bigc

i havent got a season ticket i dont have a fave player, ive liked the team ever since i met them when i won a prize at secondary school to train with them

 

[brighton-babe]

ok then

Dwayne is a wanker Dwayne is a wanker (whoever he may be...)

 

[Bry Nylon]

I think I'm gonna be sick ... bigc's being groomed by Dwayne ... urrgghhh

 

[berkshire seagull]

Funny rearly as dwayne makes it so obvious being a bird although a fair few fall for it.

 

[brighton-babe]

what can i do to prove to you that im not Dwayne coz you obviously dont believe me yet

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

 

[Kenhead]

Brighton-babe is not dwayne, i have been talking to gemma for a while on a different chat site. get one of the mods to check it out! why is it that everytime now that whenever we get a new member we instantly think its dwayne?? same as BurberrySkinnedMonster before.

 

[berkshire seagull]

what can i do to prove to you that im not Dwayne coz you obviously dont believe me yet

I could think of a few things

So there is a chance you are who you are

 

[will-gull]

f*** off it's dwayne and you're in big f***ing trouble ****

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I could think of a few things

So there is a chance you are who you are

I think there's every chance they are who they are!!

 

[brighton-babe]

i gotta go for the night now, speak to u peeps soon

 

[will-gull]

look at dwayn=smug ****

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Smug UGLY c**t

 

[BrightonBird]

That's dwayne??



*Wipes tears from eyes from laughing so much*

Pot, kettle and black come to mind.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Fools

 

[will-gull]

why brightonbird?

 

[Bry Nylon]

...funny really, as "black" is about the only thing that doesn't come to mind ..."ginger" and "twat" spring quite readily though.

 

[will-gull]

oops dwayne alert.

someone fancies themselves a bit

 

[will-gull]