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[BadFish]

You have already made a school boy error I am afraid.

Your opinion on here is worth nothing until you have racked up 1000 posts so really you should be posting all the inane nonsense that pops into your head (you will find a relevant thread for most of it, if not hey just start another).

Don't forget when you have reached your 1000 posts you must always post your opinion as fact with absolutely no supporting evidence (if you feel uncomfortable with this simply write the word FACT next to it in capitals).

Enjoy your stay. Oh and if anything on this thread has upset you in any way no matter how small try Seagulls Chat they are much nicer over there and on a thread like this would say stuff like "welcome". yes I know...weird innit?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Enjoy your stay. Oh and if anything on this thread has upset you in any way no matter how small try Seagulls Chat they are much nicer over there and on a thread like this would say stuff like "welcome". yes I know...weird innit?

Welcome ........Welcome ........Welcome ........Welcome ........Welcome ........

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Which reminds me. PM me for details of my Posts incrementing service. Reasonable rates apply.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Get your coat nicked----------------it will be worth hundreds of posts-----------------mostly from 'Ernest'

 

[Kazenga <3]

...says the person who joined in Feb 2010

I've an account from 2007 that is banned

 

[Bean]

I've an account from 2007 that is banned

 

[Kazenga <3]

 

[The screamer]

do you like ducks?

 

[mistahclarke]

clearly yet another Palace troll no?

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

I'm not a frequent poster but think I can offer some basic pointers:

1. Some people on NSC will appear to slate Ashley Barnes. This is all part of a club-led initiative to hoodwink Barcelona into thinking he is rubbish, to deter them from luring him away with a £60 million bid in the summer. Don't be fooled, Ash is an undisputed NSC hero and in fact posts on here under the pseudonym "Mr Burns".

2. Regrettably, a certain number of Palace fans post here with the sole aim of stirring up trouble. The worst offenders are part of a group who refer to themselves as "Mods". While NSC normally takes a dim view of bad language, should you come across a post from any such "Mod", you should feel free to abuse them without fear of retribution.

3. If you don't think we should have let Glenn Murray go, why not start a thread about it?

4. There is a weekly top prize of £150,000 for the poster who comes up with the wittiest and most salacious comment regarding ongoing legal proceedings.

I hope you find this helpful.

That deserves this.

 

[Triggaaar]

I've an account from 2007 that is banned

Which is?

 

[Meade's Ball]

It's always best, i have found in the many forums i have become a member of, retiring from work a few years ago with good fortune and spending the majority of my waking hours pretending to be various disinteresting people online, to announce yourself just oncely, before choosing a poster with a regular but not obscene number of daily comments to outrightly, but subtly, stalk for perhaps a fortnight. It's never best to exactly mirror the more outrageous to begin with, but instead take on the some of the characteristics of your new generally common or garden followee. Learn of where they live both on the tinternet and the world that most call real. Never allow yourself to be seen. Do not approach family members and follow dreams of kidnapping a loved one or pet. Perhaps very loosely befriend a neighbour so that smalltalk can be carried out whilst you observe on the very verge of the person you very partly want to be. Singe milk-bottle-top-sized circles into their lawn in the latest and dryest of nights to provoke a subject of confession and enquiry posted on the website you wish to sneakily make yourself at home in in order to watch how they deal with surprise and the largely unexplained. If the person lives in the United Kingdom's outback, then build an imitative badger's sett to lurk in and peer from nearby into their homes and habits. Make sure you have a costume or a skin to wear in case of inspection, also learning the monstrous sickly famous squeal of said beast that is howled into the night when TB has taken hold.
When the fortnight is up, whilst the bugs inserted in your observed's homestead continue to deliver a thousand secrets to you, write replies in at a least a thread every other day, sometimes two in the same, each of them that perfect mixture of warm and undetailed. Gradually show concern when anyone's mood seems the sourest in the lightest of senses. Keep the closest of ears on any downturns your eternal stalkee may have, in order to start a thread when experienced enough, normally a week after the awful tiding you've secretly heard of, allowing this person to tell their sad story to all, if they feel the time is right. Very very slowly make a connection with the person you know more than they'll ever know you, so that you're rarely ever alone or unguarded on a site you yearn to settle in, such as this. Over time, experiment. Feign drunkenness on occasion. Confess to an addiction you've never had but long for at least one suggestion for a cure of. Mention a short-pocketedness in times of made-up need to see how much of a member you've become and how much money the respect you've earned will be given to you. At home have a model similar to Blue Peter's fundraising targets boards showing how each year you've gained more, whilst also monitoring the popularity of the forum you're now on to calculate the percentage of popularity and charitability from those active on the board. Disappear for a month at some point, not signing in at all, whilst looking in as little but a watchman, to see if anyone wonders where you are. Reappear dramatically. Begin to make enemies with at least one or two of your mirroree's opposites. Spit spite at them in your drunker moments, banishing their statements into an uneyed mire when their comments are forever ignored, an announcement you'll make to all. Talk of a newfound love, of everything she might be to you, and within a year of the heart of yours she'd snared and snapped in two with the utmost betrayal. Declare yourself available and test how desirable you might now be to the female wishers for love or companionship that sometimes drift unseen aneath the masculine dirges that conquer so many plots of internet land. Marry one, if you dare, whilst never revealing all you've done and forged to fool her into adoration.
Turn your back on the site for a spell and relish the drowning in love you'll feel. Test her as time passes as to whether she's ever wished to pretend to be someone else. if her desire to be just that shows itself, then loosely and lightly suggest your tactics of visiting another site to pretend to be same person elsewhere, forging a surely unstoppable alliance that allows this invented personage to be online permanently, a rota formed so sleep can be gained for each.
And go from there, i suppose. I've never gotten past the first 6 months of marriage before so can only advise directly of some of my background and the dream life that has yet to be fully fermented with and in me.
best of luck and PM me if you have any queries or want to know of and rent any of my hideout properties across the southern UK.

 

[poidy]

It's always best, i have found in the many forums i have become a member of, retiring from work a few years ago with good fortune and spending the majority of my waking hours pretending to be various disinteresting people online, to announce yourself just oncely, before choosing a poster with a regular but not obscene number of daily comments to outrightly, but subtly, stalk for perhaps a fortnight. It's never best to exactly mirror the more outrageous to begin with, but instead take on the some of the characteristics of your new generally common or garden followee. Learn of where they live both on the tinternet and the world that most call real. Never allow yourself to be seen. Do not approach family members and follow dreams of kidnapping a loved one or pet. Perhaps very loosely befriend a neighbour so that smalltalk can be carried out whilst you observe on the very verge of the person you very partly want to be. Singe milk-bottle-top-sized circles into their lawn in the latest and dryest of nights to provoke a subject of confession and enquiry posted on the website you wish to sneakily make yourself at home in in order to watch how they deal with surprise and the largely unexplained. If the person lives in the United Kingdom's outback, then build an imitative badger's sett to lurk in and peer from nearby into their homes and habits. Make sure you have a costume or a skin to wear in case of inspection, also learning the monstrous sickly famous squeal of said beast that is howled into the night when TB has taken hold.
When the fortnight is up, whilst the bugs inserted in your observed's homestead continue to deliver a thousand secrets to you, write replies in at a least a thread every other day, sometimes two in the same, each of them that perfect mixture of warm and undetailed. Gradually show concern when anyone's mood seems the sourest in the lightest of senses. Keep the closest of ears on any downturns your eternal stalkee may have, in order to start a thread when experienced enough, normally a week after the awful tiding you've secretly heard of, allowing this person to tell their sad story to all, if they feel the time is right. Very very slowly make a connection with the person you know more than they'll ever know you, so that you're rarely ever alone or unguarded on a site you yearn to settle in, such as this. Over time, experiment. Feign drunkenness on occasion. Confess to an addiction you've never had but long for at least one suggestion for a cure of. Mention a short-pocketedness in times of made-up need to see how much of a member you've become and how much money the respect you've earned will be given to you. At home have a model similar to Blue Peter's fundraising targets boards showing how each year you've gained more, whilst also monitoring the popularity of the forum you're now on to calculate the percentage of popularity and charitability from those active on the board. Disappear for a month at some point, not signing in at all, whilst looking in as little but a watchman, to see if anyone wonders where you are. Reappear dramatically. Begin to make enemies with at least one or two of your mirroree's opposites. Spit spite at them in your drunker moments, banishing their statements into an uneyed mire when their comments are forever ignored, an announcement you'll make to all. Talk of a newfound love, of everything she might be to you, and within a year of the heart of yours she'd snared and snapped in two with the utmost betrayal. Declare yourself available and test how desirable you might now be to the female wishers for love or companionship that sometimes drift unseen aneath the masculine dirges that conquer so many plots of internet land. Marry one, if you dare, whilst never revealing all you've done and forged to fool her into adoration.
Turn your back on the site for a spell and relish the drowning in love you'll feel. Test her as time passes as to whether she's ever wished to pretend to be someone else. if her desire to be just that shows itself, then loosely and lightly suggest your tactics of visiting another site to pretend to be same person elsewhere, forging a surely unstoppable alliance that allows this invented personage to be online permanently, a rota formed so sleep can be gained for each.
And go from there, i suppose. I've never gotten past the first 6 months of marriage before so can only advise directly of some of my background and the dream life that has yet to be fully fermented with and in me.
best of luck and PM me if you have any queries or want to know of and rent any of my hideout properties across the southern UK.

You've got far too much time on your hands

For anyone that read that from start to finish I salute you

 

[hitony]

I've an account from 2007 that is banned

Probably not something to boast about............

 

[Peever]

Always use "LOL" when something is funny. People on here love it. Also you can never have enough exclaimation marks after every post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Leicester Seagull]

It's always best, i have found in the many forums i have become a member of, retiring from work a few years ago with good fortune and spending the majority of my waking hours pretending to be various disinteresting people online, to announce yourself just oncely, before choosing a poster with a regular but not obscene number of daily comments to outrightly, but subtly, stalk for perhaps a fortnight. It's never best to exactly mirror the more outrageous to begin with, but instead take on the some of the characteristics of your new generally common or garden followee. Learn of where they live both on the tinternet and the world that most call real. Never allow yourself to be seen. Do not approach family members and follow dreams of kidnapping a loved one or pet. Perhaps very loosely befriend a neighbour so that smalltalk can be carried out whilst you observe on the very verge of the person you very partly want to be. Singe milk-bottle-top-sized circles into their lawn in the latest and dryest of nights to provoke a subject of confession and enquiry posted on the website you wish to sneakily make yourself at home in in order to watch how they deal with surprise and the largely unexplained. If the person lives in the United Kingdom's outback, then build an imitative badger's sett to lurk in and peer from nearby into their homes and habits. Make sure you have a costume or a skin to wear in case of inspection, also learning the monstrous sickly famous squeal of said beast that is howled into the night when TB has taken hold.
When the fortnight is up, whilst the bugs inserted in your observed's homestead continue to deliver a thousand secrets to you, write replies in at a least a thread every other day, sometimes two in the same, each of them that perfect mixture of warm and undetailed. Gradually show concern when anyone's mood seems the sourest in the lightest of senses. Keep the closest of ears on any downturns your eternal stalkee may have, in order to start a thread when experienced enough, normally a week after the awful tiding you've secretly heard of, allowing this person to tell their sad story to all, if they feel the time is right. Very very slowly make a connection with the person you know more than they'll ever know you, so that you're rarely ever alone or unguarded on a site you yearn to settle in, such as this. Over time, experiment. Feign drunkenness on occasion. Confess to an addiction you've never had but long for at least one suggestion for a cure of. Mention a short-pocketedness in times of made-up need to see how much of a member you've become and how much money the respect you've earned will be given to you. At home have a model similar to Blue Peter's fundraising targets boards showing how each year you've gained more, whilst also monitoring the popularity of the forum you're now on to calculate the percentage of popularity and charitability from those active on the board. Disappear for a month at some point, not signing in at all, whilst looking in as little but a watchman, to see if anyone wonders where you are. Reappear dramatically. Begin to make enemies with at least one or two of your mirroree's opposites. Spit spite at them in your drunker moments, banishing their statements into an uneyed mire when their comments are forever ignored, an announcement you'll make to all. Talk of a newfound love, of everything she might be to you, and within a year of the heart of yours she'd snared and snapped in two with the utmost betrayal. Declare yourself available and test how desirable you might now be to the female wishers for love or companionship that sometimes drift unseen aneath the masculine dirges that conquer so many plots of internet land. Marry one, if you dare, whilst never revealing all you've done and forged to fool her into adoration.
Turn your back on the site for a spell and relish the drowning in love you'll feel. Test her as time passes as to whether she's ever wished to pretend to be someone else. if her desire to be just that shows itself, then loosely and lightly suggest your tactics of visiting another site to pretend to be same person elsewhere, forging a surely unstoppable alliance that allows this invented personage to be online permanently, a rota formed so sleep can be gained for each.
And go from there, i suppose. I've never gotten past the first 6 months of marriage before so can only advise directly of some of my background and the dream life that has yet to be fully fermented with and in me.
best of luck and PM me if you have any queries or want to know of and rent any of my hideout properties across the southern UK.

This.

 

[Doc Lynam]

It's always best, i have found in the many forums i have become a member of, retiring from work a few years ago with good fortune and spending the majority of my waking hours pretending to be various disinteresting people online, to announce yourself just oncely, before choosing a poster with a regular but not obscene number of daily comments to outrightly, but subtly, stalk for perhaps a fortnight. It's never best to exactly mirror the more outrageous to begin with, but instead take on the some of the characteristics of your new generally common or garden followee. Learn of where they live both on the tinternet and the world that most call real. Never allow yourself to be seen. Do not approach family members and follow dreams of kidnapping a loved one or pet. Perhaps very loosely befriend a neighbour so that smalltalk can be carried out whilst you observe on the very verge of the person you very partly want to be. Singe milk-bottle-top-sized circles into their lawn in the latest and dryest of nights to provoke a subject of confession and enquiry posted on the website you wish to sneakily make yourself at home in in order to watch how they deal with surprise and the largely unexplained. If the person lives in the United Kingdom's outback, then build an imitative badger's sett to lurk in and peer from nearby into their homes and habits. Make sure you have a costume or a skin to wear in case of inspection, also learning the monstrous sickly famous squeal of said beast that is howled into the night when TB has taken hold.
When the fortnight is up, whilst the bugs inserted in your observed's homestead continue to deliver a thousand secrets to you, write replies in at a least a thread every other day, sometimes two in the same, each of them that perfect mixture of warm and undetailed. Gradually show concern when anyone's mood seems the sourest in the lightest of senses. Keep the closest of ears on any downturns your eternal stalkee may have, in order to start a thread when experienced enough, normally a week after the awful tiding you've secretly heard of, allowing this person to tell their sad story to all, if they feel the time is right. Very very slowly make a connection with the person you know more than they'll ever know you, so that you're rarely ever alone or unguarded on a site you yearn to settle in, such as this. Over time, experiment. Feign drunkenness on occasion. Confess to an addiction you've never had but long for at least one suggestion for a cure of. Mention a short-pocketedness in times of made-up need to see how much of a member you've become and how much money the respect you've earned will be given to you. At home have a model similar to Blue Peter's fundraising targets boards showing how each year you've gained more, whilst also monitoring the popularity of the forum you're now on to calculate the percentage of popularity and charitability from those active on the board. Disappear for a month at some point, not signing in at all, whilst looking in as little but a watchman, to see if anyone wonders where you are. Reappear dramatically. Begin to make enemies with at least one or two of your mirroree's opposites. Spit spite at them in your drunker moments, banishing their statements into an uneyed mire when their comments are forever ignored, an announcement you'll make to all. Talk of a newfound love, of everything she might be to you, and within a year of the heart of yours she'd snared and snapped in two with the utmost betrayal. Declare yourself available and test how desirable you might now be to the female wishers for love or companionship that sometimes drift unseen aneath the masculine dirges that conquer so many plots of internet land. Marry one, if you dare, whilst never revealing all you've done and forged to fool her into adoration.
Turn your back on the site for a spell and relish the drowning in love you'll feel. Test her as time passes as to whether she's ever wished to pretend to be someone else. if her desire to be just that shows itself, then loosely and lightly suggest your tactics of visiting another site to pretend to be same person elsewhere, forging a surely unstoppable alliance that allows this invented personage to be online permanently, a rota formed so sleep can be gained for each.
And go from there, i suppose. I've never gotten past the first 6 months of marriage before so can only advise directly of some of my background and the dream life that has yet to be fully fermented with and in me.
best of luck and PM me if you have any queries or want to know of and rent any of my hideout properties across the southern UK.

Sounds like stating the obvious to me! Ps A dead deer is also good and provides shelter, camouflage and food, mind you the maggots have eaten most of it now!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

That should be an account.

The form an is used before words starting with a vowel sound, regardless of whether the word begins with a vowel letter. This avoids the glottal stop (momentary silent pause) that would otherwise be required between a and a following vowel sound. Where the next word begins with a consonant sound, a is used. Examples: a box; an apple; an hour; a one-armed bandit; an heir; a unicorn.

Some speakers and writers use an before a word beginning with the sound /h/ in an unstressed syllable: an historical novel, an hotel. However, this usage is now rare. Modern dictionaries of English usage allow both "a historic" and "an historic".

Gosh, I wish I'd written that.

Also, to the OP, please don't start another "is there a God" thread on here.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Dont whatever you do draw attention to yourself.

But do try to use apostrophes - as in "don't".

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

It's always best, i have found in the many forums i have become a member of, retiring from work a few years ago with good fortune and spending the majority of my waking hours pretending to be various disinteresting people online, to announce yourself just oncely, before choosing a poster with a regular but not obscene number of daily comments to outrightly, but subtly, stalk for perhaps a fortnight. It's never best to exactly mirror the more outrageous to begin with, but instead take on the some of the characteristics of your new generally common or garden followee. Learn of where they live both on the tinternet and the world that most call real. Never allow yourself to be seen. Do not approach family members and follow dreams of kidnapping a loved one or pet. Perhaps very loosely befriend a neighbour so that smalltalk can be carried out whilst you observe on the very verge of the person you very partly want to be. Singe milk-bottle-top-sized circles into their lawn in the latest and dryest of nights to provoke a subject of confession and enquiry posted on the website you wish to sneakily make yourself at home in in order to watch how they deal with surprise and the largely unexplained. If the person lives in the United Kingdom's outback, then build an imitative badger's sett to lurk in and peer from nearby into their homes and habits. Make sure you have a costume or a skin to wear in case of inspection, also learning the monstrous sickly famous squeal of said beast that is howled into the night when TB has taken hold
..............
Turn your back on the site for a spell and relish the drowning in love you'll feel. Test her as time passes as to whether she's ever wished to pretend to be someone else. if her desire to be just that shows itself, then loosely and lightly suggest your tactics of visiting another site to pretend to be same person elsewhere, forging a surely unstoppable alliance that allows this invented personage to be online permanently, a rota formed so sleep can be gained for each.
And go from there, i suppose. I've never gotten past the first 6 months of marriage before so can only advise directly of some of my background and the dream life that has yet to be fully fermented with and in me.
best of luck and PM me if you have any queries or want to know of and rent any of my hideout properties across the southern UK.

It's the NSC way MB - it's the NSC way.