[NSC] New THREAD?

[*Gullsworth*]

I want to start a new thread but cannot decide what to post. what do you lot suggest? BREXIT? England lionesses? 3rd place sucess? New signings? VIRTUES? Boris(God no please) work place ISSUES? ERNEST? New SHIRT? (very nice) oh come on its really boring on NSC close season

 

[Stat Brother]

Why don't you explain next seasons law changes to us?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

How about something like what is your most hated religion and why.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Vegan one hit wonders, and their pets.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Or some shit regarding cycling.

 

[Conelli98]

How about...What do you do with your toe nail clippings thread?

 

[Knocky's Nose]

You've just got a virus on your computer, threw it against your lounge wall, and now need a painter and decorator?

 

[KZNSeagull]

How about a thread attempting to calculate the carbon footprint of all of the other pointless threads on NSC?

 

[Knocky's Nose]

How about...What do you do with your toe nail clippings thread?

Easy... recycle them, ethically. Make them into some natty earrings for the wife, or if you're nimble fingered you can weave them into a necklace - or a faux 'crown of thorns' at Easter.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

How about a thread attempting to calculate the carbon footprint of all of the other pointless threads on NSC?

Shouldn't that be 'Garbled Fūckprint' ?

I like this thread.... It's stupid.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Why don't you explain next seasons law changes to us?

Bit beyond me...please explain.

 

[brightn'ove]

Go for a walk?

 

[bhafc99]

You could try answering this for me. It was an animated pub discussion the other night.

Wrecking. That thing Cornish people used to do in the 18th century or whenever, when they’d go to the local cliffs and beaches at night with flaming torches etc, lure passing ships onto the rocks and then make off with the salvaged cargo etc.

Say you’re the captain of said ship, heading up or down the Channel with your precious cargo. What makes you think, ooh look, loads of flickering lights, let’s change course and go over THERE, because that would make sense, wouldn’t it? Hmm?


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[*Gullsworth*]

Go for a walk?

Thought about that......me and the Mrs thought better of it. Had a few beers AND the drink of Mrs *Gullsworth' choice....Pimms and lemonade ( yes I had one) she is asleep.....lightweight....i am bored trying to enlighten NSC about my choice of new thread possibilities.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Should Matt Ryan wear boots with Cuban heels?

 

[Algernon]

The poshest shaving brushes are made with badger hair.
Are there badger farms? Has anyone ever seen a badger farm?
Has anyone ever applied for an advertised badger shaver position?

 

[*Gullsworth*]

The poshest shaving brushes are made with badger hair.
Are there badger farms? Has anyone ever seen a badger farm?
Has anyone ever applied for an advertised badger shaver position?

I like the cut of your jib

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The poshest shaving brushes are made with badger hair.
Are there badger farms? Has anyone ever seen a badger farm?
Has anyone ever applied for an advertised badger shaver position?

Can you catch TB from a badger hair shaving brush?

 

[Is it PotG?]

You'd get more than TB trying to nick the hair from Mr Honey Badger.

 

[Juan Albion]

It has to involve pies.