Posh Spice is a slapper,
He mouth is filled with SPUNK
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She think's of Lewis Dunk!
Ohhhh Lewis Dunk..........
First post boys. Better make it a good one, wouldn't want to upset that twat Darters... Oops.
Oh Buckley's fuckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw The AMEX,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Pompey,
Or Palace 'coz they're shite,
He signed for the Seagulls,
'Coz they're f***ing dynamite.
How about "Cal der on" instead of "Cry boy cry" to the bronski beat smash hit Smalltown boy. Probably a bit too old for you idiots though........