New Song For Danny Holla

[SeagullTim]

Keiser Chiefs Ruby

Danny Danny Danny Danny
Hollllllllllllllla
Danny Danny Danny Danny
Hollllllllllllllla

Got my vote

 

[OurPrice]

To Spice Girls "wanna be"

I wanna be Danny Holla
And have Danny Holla's friends.
Making love together
Friendship never ends


To "Hey ya"

Shake it. sh sh sh shake it
shake like a dutch midfielder
shake it sh sh sh shake it

Hooooolllaaaaa
Holla
Hooolllllaaaaa
Holla

"Lola"

I saw him in the middle of the amex
He made me want to engage in homosexual sex
His name was Holla
H-o-l-l-a Holla

All of these are AMAZING.

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

To Nelly's Ignition (Remix):

We got Holla on the left
Holla on the right
When he brings it all together he'll be scoring all night

Still working on what will come before and after.

 

[Wellesley]

To Da Do Ron Ron.

He comes from Holland,
And he's blessed with skill,
Danny Holla, Dan-ny Holla,
I saw him play for Brighton,
And my heart stood still,
Danny Holla, Dan-ny Holla.

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

HOLLA HOLLA
HE PLAYS AT THE BACK
BUT LIKES TO ATTACK
HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA
HE COMES FROM THE DUTCH
HE DIDNT COST MUCH
HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA

TO THE TUNE OF " HELLO, (it's good to bAck)"

I can see this one catching on actually ....

Ps what is Gary Glitter up to these days ....

 

[Soul Finger]

To Spice Girls "wanna be"

I wanna be Danny Holla
And have Danny Holla's friends.
Making love together
Friendship never ends

Brilliant.

Burt Bacharach must be shitting himself.

 

[Superphil]

None of these will take off. We need something simple. I nominate the Partridge "Dan"

It could start with the previous lines:

His jeans were so far off his backside you could almost see his anus,
There's Dan,
Dan
Dan
Dan
Dan
(repeat ad infinitum)

http://youtu.be/NwW3ytid4DA

 

[Mackenzie]

To Spice Girls "wanna be"

I wanna be Danny Holla
And have Danny Holla's friends.
Making love together
Friendship never ends


To "Hey ya"

Shake it. sh sh sh shake it
shake like a dutch midfielder
shake it sh sh sh shake it

Hooooolllaaaaa
Holla
Hooolllllaaaaa
Holla

"Lola"

I saw him in the middle of the amex
He made me want to engage in homosexual sex
His name was Holla
H-o-l-l-a Holla

Winner!

Awesome wordsmithing there mejona. Inspired.

 

[Eggmundo]

"Lola"

I saw him in the middle of the amex
He made me want to engage in homosexual sex
His name was Holla
H-o-l-l-a Holla

The word 'Genius' springs to mind.

Please, please let's get an East Stand Chorus going.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

Who's that man from the Netherlands
Who's that man we all adore
Danny Hollla is his name
Runs the show in every game
And we don't sing this song for Ulloa anymore.

I expect it to be sung loud by everyone on Saturday.

I think this would work well if the last line was:
And we don't sing Ulloa anymore.

 

[withdeanwombat]

None of these are as good as the ones on the earlier thread.

 

[The Kid Frankie]

I'm not good with lyrics but could someone tie in Lionel Richie's 'Hello' but replace it with 'Holla.' HAHAHAHA

 

[mattislost]

I'm not good with lyrics but could someone tie in Lionel Richie's 'Hello' but replace it with 'Holla.' HAHAHAHA

dammit. i just signed in to say the same thing!

what about random shouting of "hollllllllllaaaaaaa" Missy Elliott -Get ur freak on styleee

 

[Mowgli37]

None of these will take off. We need something simple. I nominate the Partridge "Dan"

The thought of 4000 North Standers doing this made me spit my tea out

 

[seagull 1979]

So as requested, to the tune of Mr Richie's Hello...

Holla,
We know he's gonna score,
It might be one or two,
Or even three or four,
From open play or dead ball,
We know he's gonna score.

He can hit it with his left foot,
He can hit it with his right,
When we heard that we'd signed him,
North Stand Chat all said he's shite.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Resurrecting the Michel Kuipers song, we could go:

"Dan-ny Ho-lla, he's our midfield machine
He's our midfield machine
He's our midfield machine"

And insert "Shoot!" or "Dutch!" instead of "Chef!"

I'll get me coat

 

[dennis]

To the chorus 54 seconds in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7b1Rv0CIfA

Danny Holla (clap clap clap )
He’s worth every dollar (clap clap clap )
Danny Hollar (clap clap clap )
We sing his name cause he runs every game

 

[dadams2k11]

First line doesn't really work. How about Who's that man we got from Holland?

I think this would work well if the last line was:
And we don't sing Ulloa anymore.

To be fair i was only pi*sing about.

 

[Wellesley]

To be fair i was only pi*sing about.

That's what Rossini said after completing " Il barbiere di Siviglia"

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To Rhianna's "Umbrella".

When he's in our side we play together
I told you he'll be here forever
I would love to be his friend
right behind him to the end

And now he's spraying more than ever
his balls are getting ever more clever
He's my favourite Brighton fella
His name is Danny Holla

Holla Holla eh eh
His names Danny Holla, holla holla eh eh eh.