new person

[Bozza]

ill try im new to this site need help knowing what im doing

You've popped the cheque for your membership fee in the post, haven't you?

 

[TottonSeagull]

This thread has me laughing out loud at my desk!!!! Mavellous scenes.........c'mon Cleo/Jason post again!!

 

[Superphil]

Second account, ban him

 

[Greg Bobkin]

What happens if we don't accept him?

What type of dog is it? Could make all the difference...

 

[cleo]

why do you want to ban me?

 

[cleo]

a boxer

 

[LE19]

These treads always remind me of the Turing test.

 

[Munkfish]

Tea bagging or rimming?

 

[Was not Was]

These treads always remind me of the Turing test.

Good spot.

 

[KJP]

tits or gtfo

I just LOL in the office, getting funny looks

 

[dingodan]

a boxer

You or the dog?

 

[cowburn86]

These treads always remind me of the Turing test.

I'm voting machine at the moment.

 

[cleo]

well if you dont accept me we can have banter

 

[pasty]

Second account, ban him

This

 

[cleo]

both

 

[cleo]

why i have done nothing wrong

 

[Chesney Christ]

ill try im new to this site need help knowing what im doing

Hi mate, hope I can help.

It has become a tradition for all new users to start a thread called "If you had to kiss one man in the world, who would it be?"

You have to obviously give your own nomination, and then ask others. Its just a way to break the ice on here and have a bit of fun. Some people eschew this tradition but tend to get ignored as a result. Start up the thread bud, and you'll be golden.

Welcome to the board mate

 

[StonehamPark]

why do you want to ban me?

Hi mate, you'll have to get used to the 'humor' on here pretty quickly. Importantly, don't create multiple threads about yourself and blend in quietly until you've racked up a few months and a few hundred posts! It's the only way you'll survive on here after you're unfortunate start.
Good Luck!


Edit: Your posts look very similar to Marks. Have we found you out?

 

[shaolinpunk]

why i have done nothing wrong

We only have your word for that. For all we know you could have stamped on a kitten every day for the past four years

 

[Titanic]

Hi mate, you'll have to get used to the 'humor' on here pretty quickly. Importantly, don't create multiple threads about yourself and blend in quietly until you've racked up a few months and a few hundred posts! It's the only way you'll survive on here after you're unfortunate start.
Good Luck!

And @cleo, do try to get your spelling right, or the pedants will be after you!