New Message in my Motions

[Danny-Boy]

Have posted on here before about what appears in the bowl, some years back it was an "H" and Albion then lost against Huddersfield (or was it Hartlepool?)

Anyway after a rather restless night I produced a word this time: "lil" and there was even a dot to the "i". What does it portend I wonder?

 

[sydney]

see a doctor.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Have posted on here before about what appears in the bowl, some years back it was an "H" and Albion then lost against Huddersfield (or was it Hartlepool?)

Anyway after a rather restless night I produced a word this time: "lil" and there was even a dot to the "i". What does it portend I wonder?

rectal cancer

 

[Bombadier Botty]

Bum chocolate-tastic.

 

[El Sid]

At least it wasn't lose.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Have posted on here before about what appears in the bowl, some years back it was an "H" and Albion then lost against Huddersfield (or was it Hartlepool?)

Anyway after a rather restless night I produced a word this time: "lil" and there was even a dot to the "i". What does it portend I wonder?

It's quite simple. It means there is a Palace fan posting poo on a message board again.

 

[banjo]

Are you a crap rapper

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Have posted on here before about what appears in the bowl, some years back it was an "H" and Albion then lost against Huddersfield (or was it Hartlepool?)

Anyway after a rather restless night I produced a word this time: "lil" and there was even a dot to the "i". What does it portend I wonder?

Your arse is dyslexic...It is merely saying that you are unwell.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Shouldn't OP be posting this on the Stoolball Predictions thread?

 

[Eeyore]

'Lil' could be a shortened reference to our much maligned 'midget' forwards experiencing a turn of fortune this coming Saturday.

The amount of stools could give a strong tip for a correct score bet.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

You're loose

 

[Danny-Boy]

This morning I was hoping for a poo-prediction against Huddersfield tonight.

It came up with a single bar across the water, so I think a 0-0 is indicated. Nobbly so it might be a bit of a rough game...

 

[lawros left foot]

This morning I was hoping for a poo-prediction against Huddersfield tonight.

It came up with a single bar across the water, so I think a 0-0 is indicated. Nobbly so it might be a bit of a rough game...

Being a Palace fan, you are much more used to looking at shit, than we are,so you tell us? Could it be your chances of avoiding relegation,or Selhurst Park, or even Croydons chances of becoming a top tourist destination?

 

[Stato]

Have posted on here before about what appears in the bowl, some years back it was an "H" and Albion then lost against Huddersfield (or was it Hartlepool?)

Anyway after a rather restless night I produced a word this time: "lil" and there was even a dot to the "i". What does it portend I wonder?

Lil is short for little, as in Lil Wayne.

Could your waste have been commenting negatively upon the proportion of some other part of you that it may have been looking up at whilst lying in the bowl?

Or could it be thinking of a career in hip hop?

 

[AmexRuislip]

I before Pee!
Scatomancy

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

1:1 obviously

 

[Eeyore]

Much straining and near abandonment during the hallowed ritual today.

Then all came LOOSE and a loud humdinger almost split the pan.

A PILE driver in the BOWELS of the match from AkPONGo will cause a STINK among our promotion rivals and DUMP their chances of catching us.