New Keeper Signs

[Cullip4]

I will start the song suggestions then with this Lady Gaga inspired effort

Cant beat our...
Cant beat our...
No you cant beat our Pokey's Ears!!

 

[Knightsworld]

Looks like a young Stephen hendry

YOUNG MAN

 

[The Wizard]

Yay what a cracking signing, he is going to win us the league

Freak.

 

[saltash seagull]

it amazes me when people have an opinion on someone they have never seen play

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tha's a long ol' Poke.

 

[severnside gull]

looked more than okay at Torquay. Looked able to command the box and distribute the ball quite well
Should provide reliable back-up while Walker continues to progress and no histrionics if he doesn't get the No1 spot

 

[Turkey]

7 clean sheets from Torquays last 7 games?

 

[Trigger]

Obviously he'll need to be re-coached after working with that f***ing wanker Pardew.

 

[Nappy thrower]

My main concern is his height.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

No idea who he is

 

[bhaexpress]

Pokemon.

 

[Silent Bob]

Obviously cover for Brez and competition for Walker, bit disappointed that we haven't gotten in a proper top keeper for the number one spot.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Yay what a cracking signing, he is going to win us the league

You're such a cock.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

6.1? He looked tiny in the Torquay game

 

[Worthai Seagull]

Obviously cover for Brez and competition for Walker, bit disappointed that we haven't gotten in a proper top keeper for the number one spot.

Gus obviously thinks that Brez is our number one .. he's the boss , and if he's happy then so am i.
'Top keeper' costs lots of dosh !!

 

[tube train]

cant believe some people can slag him off befores hes played a game.. football is a squad game.. i think its a good squad signing..

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

You wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To catch the ball is your real test
To save them is your cause
You will travel across the land
From Carlise to Plymouth
Each team will understand
The power of your grasp

Chorus
Poke' boy!
It's you and me
I know it's your destiny
Poke' boy!
Ooh, you're an ugly shit
It's your job to defend
Poke' Boy!
your kicks are true
your courage will pull us through
You do well and I'll cheer you
Poke' Boy!

Gotta catch 'em all! Poke' Boy!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

My main concern is his height.

Mexico's keeper against SA today was 5'8"

 

[algie]

Kuipers must have taken a huge pay cut to sign for Crawley.We should have offered him the same deal as i would much rather Kuipers as backup then Poke.

 

[Uncle C]

Come with his own goalies shirt.