NEW ideas for Player songs/chants for last home game

[Superphil]

Oh David Stockdale.
You are the love of my life,
Oh David Stockdale,
I'll let you ride my bike,
Oh David Stockdale,
I want massive hands too.

 

[Wellesley]

I don't need anyone else,
When I think of Stephens I touch myself.

 

[Petee]

I quite like

Hey hey Lewis dunky!
The best defender around!
He has Uwe beside him!
And that's why we're premier bound!

Sung on train on Monday and has been in my head since alternating with We're on our Way

 

[West Upper Seagull]

We're Premier League
We're Premier League
We're Brighton & Hove Albion
We're Premier League

(Replacing the top of the league chant because that will soon be replaced by 'Championees') !

 

[PeterOut]

We're Premier League
We're Premier League
We're Brighton & Hove Albion
We're Premier League

(Replacing the top of the league chant because that will soon be replaced by 'Championees') !

That's about what I said
(See post #14)

 

[On the way]

He's got a way
We're here to stay
In the Premier League
He's got a way
How he does that I don't know
How he does that I don't care
All I know Chris Hughton's got a way

 

[KZNSeagull]

We're on our way needs upgrading.

Just replace Premier League with Champions League. Job Done.

 

[KZNSeagull]

I think it might be quite funny following Knockeart's attempt at the Kolo is for us to adapt the Tomer to include Juri.

So, go low for:
Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomer Hemed
(go high for)
Juri Juri Juri Juri Juri Juri Skalak

and then repeat for ages until everyone is going low then high, like these Northern Island fans...

You could adapt it to the whole squad - just need to turn every player into 4 syllables where necessary. So changes required:

Lewis Dunky
Big Shane Duffy
Uwe Hune Meier (Uwe, Uwe Hoonee, Uwe Hooeee, Uwe Hune Meier)
Gaeton Bo ong
Tony Knockaert
Solly Maa arch
Sammy Baldock
Big Glenn Murray

etc etc. I am sure that NSC can do better, but I like the Uwe Hoonee one!

 

[Exile]

We're on our way needs updating.

Just replace Premier League with FOOTBALL League. Job Done.

 

[Withdean11]

Woke up this morning feeling fine
Got Brighton Hove Albion on my mind
Chrissy Hughton's got us playing the way we should (oh yeah)
Something tells me i'm into something good

 

[Alba Badger]

The monkies "I'm A believer"
Don't need to change the lyrics much, Just the "then I saw her face" to something more appropriate. Great song sung on mass and most folk will know the lyrics if not pick them up easily enough.

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get me - doot doo doot doo doo….
That's the way it seemed doot doo doot doo doo….
Disappointment haunted all of my dreams
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind

I'm in love
I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried

I thought love was more or less a giving thing
Seems the more I gave the less I got
What's the use in tryin' doot doo doot doo doo….
All you get is pain? doot doo doot doo doo….
When I needed sunshine, I got rain

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried

 

[Alba Badger]

Love a bit of twist and shout!

 

[worthingseagull]

Murray's on fire - your defence is terrified ...........

 

[lawros left foot]

To the chorus of 'Days like this'. Elbow


So, sing their names out loud,
Chris Hughtons boys have really made us proud,
Lewis Dunk, Stockdale, Shane Duffy,
Uwe,Bruno,Poco, and Solly,
Tomer Hemed, Baldock ,Glenn Murray,
Skalak,Bong,Stephens,and Knocky

 

[B52]

I quite like

Hey hey Lewis dunky!
The best defender around!
He has Uwe beside him!
And that's why we're premier bound!

Sung on train on Monday and has been in my head since alternating with We're on our Way

Like this one. but lets have lets go f...ing mental la la la la.

 

[Bold Seagull]

To the chorus of 'Days like this'. Elbow


So, sing their names out loud,
Chris Hughtons boys have really made us proud,
Lewis Dunk, Stockdale, Shane Duffy,
Uwe,Bruno,Poco, and Solly,
Tomer Hemed, Baldock ,Glenn Murray,
Skalak,Bong,Stephens,and Knocky

Love the tune, but can't see anyone learning the order of those lyrics. What about simplifying at as the Dale Stephens chant:

So throw your arms out wide,
Dale Stephens is the engine of our side.
[repeat]

 

[Sweeney Todd]

Oh, Glenn Murray is magic
He wears a magic hat
He could have stayed at Bournemouth
But he said f*** that
He scores goals with his left foot
He scores goals with his right
And when we win promotion
We’ll sing this song all night

 

[Hotchilidog]

I quite like

Hey hey Lewis dunky!
The best defender around!
He has Uwe beside him!
And that's why we're premier bound!

Sung on train on Monday and has been in my head since alternating with We're on our Way

That actually did work on the train back Monday. A surprise hit I think.

 

[Turkey]

Tony had a dream
To Build our football team
He gave us money and even built us a home
It didn't take long, to make us strong
We're Brighton & Hove Albion
Back where we belong

Wednesday fans would be in meltdown if we started singing that too.

 

[Turkey]

Stand up for the champions