[Misc] New house - erm, they left some things behind

[Seasider78]

If they left a forwarding address (or you can probably get this from the estate agent) you can either box them and post them or get them to pick box up from the estate agent if they have moved within the same area.

Leave a note in the box saying you enjoyed the red one most

 

[Pavilionaire]

Just stick them in a Jiffy Bag and post them back to:

Dan Moody
c/o Kitchen Planet
Just off A416
Moodyshire
Norfolk
NR69 4HA

 

[sydney]

WTF happened to her? freaky.

i would imagine a couple of years in the gym and pair of fake tits.....do you reckon she'd be dirty..?

 

[Baker lite]

i would imagine a couple of years in the gym and pair of fake tits.....do you reckon she'd be dirty..?

Dirtier than a farmers doormat....


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[Knocky's Nose]

I'm sure that as these aren't 'real' I'd be allowed to post this pic I found on my photo roll from way back?

I was a customers house, who was moving, a few years ago. I asked where something was, and she said "oh.. I think it's in the top cupboard in the bedroom, the one on the left.."

This is what was in the top cupboard, the one on the left, and it sure as little apples wasn't a remote controller.



I suspect they were hers, and if so I heartily approve.

 

[Live by the sea]

Wrap them up in wrapping pressie paper and send special delivery back to the owner with a thank you card …

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I'm sure that as these aren't 'real' I'd be allowed to post this pic I found on my photo roll from way back?

I was a customers house, who was moving, a few years ago. I asked where something was, and she said "oh.. I think it's in the top cupboard in the bedroom, the one on the left.."

This is what was in the top cupboard, the one on the left, and it sure as little apples wasn't a remote controller.

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I suspect they were hers, and if so I heartily approve.

Jimi Hendrix had one done of his cock

 

[Eeyore]

It HAS to be deliberate.

Before anyone moves they check every drawer and cupboard numerous times surely?

You don't happen to have pampas grass in your new front garden do you?

Not always. When I moved a couple of years back the new owner found some stuff in a wardrobe opening I had forgotten about.

Thankfully I'd taken the dildos with me.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Jimi Hendrix had one done of his cock

I bet it made a right mess of its feathers.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Ok, this is a clear red flag....

No one, but no one leaves those kinda things behind by accident...

That is a clear invitation for you to contact them, tell us more about these "social events"

This


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[Paulie Gualtieri]

Wish I could. We just both know the same person, in fact they are good friends (not in that way I think). Just one day there might be a bbq, or birthday bash we are all at.

Savings buying a present, upcycling and all that


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[Sheebo]

I'm sure that as these aren't 'real' I'd be allowed to post this pic I found on my photo roll from way back?

I was a customers house, who was moving, a few years ago. I asked where something was, and she said "oh.. I think it's in the top cupboard in the bedroom, the one on the left.."

This is what was in the top cupboard, the one on the left, and it sure as little apples wasn't a remote controller.

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I suspect they were hers, and if so I heartily approve.

Good female friend had hers done but I’m sure it was some weird material and squidgy. Felt funny giving them a squeeze with her husband and my Mrs there (just a little semi before you ask).

 

[Sheebo]

Either use them yourselves or eBay them - has to be a market for it…

 

[Hampster Gull]

Did they leave a red light bulb behind also

 

[smudge]

Woodards View per chance?

I only know of the myths of such events on Shoreham Beach. I lived there for 10 years, never got invited for "one of those parties".

 

[Nitram]

Same thing happened when we moved into our house many years ago. The old owner called and said he had left a few things in the loft that needed picking up. I knew what they were as I had insulated the loft a few days earlier.
Handed over the box of goodies when he arrived - no words were exchanged.

 

[The Clamp]

My parents once bought a chest of drawers from the landlord and his wife at their local pub. Under some lining in the drawer was a few pictures of her playing about with his winky. Probably the most unsexy thing I have ever clapped eyes on. Lots of redeye and flash shadow. Terrible workmanship.

As for the buzzcocks the OP found. Pop them out on the front garden wall with a note inviting people to help themselves.





But to return them within 24 hrs

 

[Juan Albion]

That should go down well if the previous occupant was the vicar.

Why? Don't vicars have sex, then?

 

[DavePage]

Why? Don't vicars have sex, then?

Think before answering that one

 

[Juan Albion]

Think before answering that one

Oh I think we know exactly what cliches are coming.