[Misc] New house - erm, they left some things behind

[Billy the Fish]

Out of interest what have they got?

Is it just the odd rabbit or are we talking restraints and butt plugs?

 

[Madafwo]

I'm disappointed in us as a collective NSC that it has taken over 20 posts before this has been posted...

 

[B-right-on]

You should test them out on the Mrs, just to make sure they are working and then contact them letting them know you have found them and used them just to make sure they're returned in good condition.

 

[sydney]

you have to contact them and offer to return them ..you just have to , it could be hers...

 

[Machiavelli]

I have a little dilemma that I thought I'd seek the advice of NSC on. Having moved into a new house this week, when sorting out bits and bobs I found some highly personal, pleasure giving items in a draw in the master bedroom.

Now I'm wondering if I should either discreetly let them know they have left them, and ask if they want to collect (I'd need to contact them via Facebook) or should I just get rid?

What makes this even more fun is that we have a mutual friend with the previous owners, and we could well bump into them at a future social event.

So NSC - what do you think I should do?

Don't you know it's normal Rob?

 

[zefarelly]

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you have to contact them and offer to return them ..you just have to , it could be hers...

WTF happened to her? freaky.

 

[Jesus Gul]

Give 'em to the estate agent. Let them earn their fee and return them.

 

[Chicken Run]

I have a little dilemma that I thought I'd seek the advice of NSC on. Having moved into a new house this week, when sorting out bits and bobs I found some highly personal, pleasure giving items in a draw in the master bedroom.

Now I'm wondering if I should either discreetly let them know they have left them, and ask if they want to collect (I'd need to contact them via Facebook) or should I just get rid?

What makes this even more fun is that we have a mutual friend with the previous owners, and we could well bump into them at a future social event.

So NSC - what do you think I should do?

Is this new home of yours in Patcham?


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[el punal]

Maybe they were a moving in present, makes a change from flowers and won't droop...

Just hope that something else doesn’t droop.

 

[Icy Gull]

We had a customer who booked a very upmarket hotel in Dubai for a business trip. Got a phone call from the hotel the day he left to ask if the customer wanted the blow up doll he had left in a drawer. We didn’t call him to see if he wanted it back

 

[el punal]

This stuff isn't taboo anymore, everyone had sex toys. No different to any other lost property. I wouldn't even try to be discreet, just say "you've left you vibrators/dildos, do you want them back?"

That should go down well if the previous occupant was the vicar.

 

[Change at Barnham]

Take a photo and put them on Facebook like the do-gooders do whenever they find something.

 

[Worthing exile]

WTF happened to her? freaky.

She is on Love Island this year lol

 

[AmexRuislip]

I have a little dilemma that I thought I'd seek the advice of NSC on. Having moved into a new house this week, when sorting out bits and bobs I found some highly personal, pleasure giving items in a draw in the master bedroom.

Now I'm wondering if I should either discreetly let them know they have left them, and ask if they want to collect (I'd need to contact them via Facebook) or should I just get rid?

What makes this even more fun is that we have a mutual friend with the previous owners, and we could well bump into them at a future social event.

So NSC - what do you think I should do?

When you join the local neighbourhood watch, you could use this story as an ice breaker.
So when you chair a meeting, your talk could be entitled,
'The Hair & the Rabbit

 

[zefarelly]

When you join the local neighbourhood watch, you could use this story as an ice breaker.
So when you chair a meeting, your talk could be entitled,
'The Hair & the Rabbit

That would be a penetrative discussion

 

[Return of the Rev]

Pass the items on to the mutual friends to give back.

 

[Frankie]

Car Boot sale , job done .

 

[smudge]

It HAS to be deliberate.

Before anyone moves they check every drawer and cupboard numerous times surely?

You don't happen to have pampas grass in your new front garden do you?

Shoreham Beach?

 

[zefarelly]

Shoreham Beach?

Woodards View per chance?

 

[Baker lite]

Is this new home of yours in Patcham?


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Terry Garogans song about Patcham...superb [emoji23][emoji1303]


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